special offer

Hubbies favourite saying to me

Carmel bargains still cost money

Something You dont See Everyday

Santa,,,,,, :D

Jolly Ole Fat Dude

cheeky bugger

the guy that got away

fishing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(no that slimey guy-guy. But ya know, sometimes I wonder#$%&)

River Runs Through It

The river runs deep....

Mississippi River

Nawlins and Melly!

Melly & Me :)

Dragon
:) :) :)

can someone explain how to make the image appear in the text area? I can download the attachment, but it would be cooler if it just appeared

fly..........

buzzzzzzzzzz

Something you catch when you are at a concert ....

hehehe

Buzz Cut............

Military...............

wetsu ..... no, i won't translate.

FUBAR ..........

((you know what that means .........))

Nawlins and Melly!

Okay Ladies Mesa Blushin here :p

FUBAR ..........

((you know what that means .........))

OHHHH Yeah I know What that means

Messed up to the Max(nice translation)

(The first thing that came to mind was "me", but that isn't very positive so...)

Kurt Russell!

('cause he loved that word in the movie with Sylvester Stallone. And they were very funny together.)

Oops! I'm slow. Sorry Melly.

OMG I love that movie!!! @ I thought the same thing LOL

Np Shug :)

*drooool*@ kurt russel

Tango and Cash

goldie hawn

Laugh In.....

Death Be comes Her

the gong show

Lousy Talent

Overboard

Kurt Russell AND Goldie Hawn plus cute movie.
Because I lived that lifestyle, I howled over her attempts to feed hounds, boil chickens, cut firewood and chase children! When we lived up the coast my house could have been used for filming that movie! :D
('cept we had no dead vehicles in the yard, 'cause we had lawn and garden instead, but that was the only difference!)

Going too Far


hehe raven U should see My room....not much difference there either hehe

The second star to the right
Shines in the night for you
To tell you that the dreams you plan
Really can come true
The second star to the right
Shines with a light that's rare
And if it's Never Land you need
It's light will lead you there
Twinkle, twinkle little star
So I'll know where you are
Gleaming in the skies above
Lead me to the one who loves me
And when you bring him my way
Each time we say "Goodnight"
We'll thank the little star that shines
The second from the right

I wish I may
I wish I might
In the Darkness of my world
Help me see the light

What thread am I in here???

Word Association :p

so many theads so little time

ti i iii me is on my side, yes it is!

What time is it?

Time to collect another post!

Collection Agencies eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

travel around the world

Virtual Tourist

collection of fractured-English signs that have been seen overseas

In a Vienna hotel: "In case of fire, do your best to alarm the hotel porter."

In a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Dresses for street walking."

In a Swiss mountain inn: "Special today - No ice cream!"

In a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."

From a brochure of a Tokyo car-rental company: "When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor."

*snickers*
thanks for sharing Charlie.

I will go with .....
Language Barriers

Qui es?
Pardon e moi?
Say what?
Huh?

slang

slinging hash

i dunno happy FRIEDay all!

FREEday!!!!!!!!

school daze

Music Ya grew Up to

disco mania

Electric Slide

wedding reception

Uncertain Future

love and war

Thin Line..........

Tight Rope

balance,,,,,,,,,,

Bounce(checks:eek: )

Tigger......

The Tigger Song
The most wonderful thing about Tiggers,
is Tiggers are wonderful things.
Their tops are made out of rubber,
their bottoms are made out of springs.
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is,
I'm the only one.
Oh, III'm the only one!

Oh, the wonderful thing about Tiggers is,
Tiggers are wonderful chaps.
They're loaded with vim and vigor.
They love to leap in your lap.
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is ...
III'm the only one!

The More Earworms U cause the more I Listen To Josh Groban So I dunno if I thank you or Smack Ya:p

Cause that's what tiggers Do Best!

Smiles (Tigger has a great smile)

Giggles ...............

hysteria ......

obsession
('cause I'm afraid I have one,
and I don't know what to do about it.)

Perfume



The More Earworms U cause the more I Listen To Josh Groban So I dunno if I thank you or Smack Ya:p

Thanking me is good :D :p :D

GRANDMOTHER......(isn't that what we always remember about our grandmothers?)

cigarillos (mine smokes 'em A LOT!)

Marlboro Man :D

Cowboys.....

injuns

my Pdoc is of native american tribe he is sooo cool!
son's best buddy since age 5 is also native american

hey how about that movie little big man, good day to die...my bro turned that saying around for me now I always think, today's a good day to LIVE;)
someday I'll write just ONE word in the ONE word association thread
maybe not;)

loin cloths ....LOL

Kilt (the jolly scotsman comes to mind - bawdy song)

beneath the kilt (do they or don't they?)

clan tartan (would depend on the scottsman....:p)

Highlander.......
(there can be ONLY one ...)

omg he is so cute!!!!! (>ahem!< I'm sorry, I kinda lost it there...)

Word: swordplay

rapiers ......

hari - kari

Bed-thrall..........

geisha girl

Courtesan..........

Intrigue ................................

taboos ..............

deadly sins

Guilty Pleasures ..........

box of chocolates and a lascivious romance novel!

Wieght gain ....:(

new year's diet

Life changes ....

midlife crisis

Mind melting ....

mind numbing

mind boggling

puzzles ....

Enigmas ...........

mysteries...

thrillers.....

psycho killer

Dommer....

cannibal...

CANNONball
;) ;) ;)

swimming pool

Chlorine......

burning eyes

pepper spray

Jogger ........

big mean dog (ahhhhhhhh! :D )

Gentle Giants

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face

Jack and the Beanstalk

Clouds . . . . .

Storms .............

raging anger

raging bull

the last unicorn
(and the red bull)

Fantasy.......

Wedding to Josh (u know who LOL)

ethereal beauty

Booty and the Beast

majestic .........

wood cook stove
(mmmm, the smell of cedar kindling and baking apples!)

chocolate chip cookies....anyone. I like my little

toaster oven yummmmmm

Bonfire ................

camping *****

smores . . YUMMY

Fun with friends .........

woodsmoke -- mmmmmmmm

Cigarettes ........
(don't ask *lol*)

emphysema (yikes!) i won't ask....

Coughing ... and not breathing well ...

the nasty flu I picked up last week!!

Word: Nasty

DISgusting

troll boogers
(I watched Harry Potter last night)

witches and wizards

Magic...........

lotions and potions

Alove Vera :D

Vera - Norm's wife on CHEERS

Sam Malone

"Mayday" (Malone)

S.O.B.

Errr

S.O.S.

shipwreck . . . . . .

train wreck

my marriage (did I say that?!?!)

hearing Voices

serial killer

mister rogers .............

Won't You be My Neighbor

pain in the neck,,,,,:mad: (well she did reverse in to my car last night and smash my bumper, the last thing i needed a few day before christmas :eek: )

Family ................

Adams
wish I looked like Mortica;)

It's Wednesday!!!!!! (from the Adams Family)

It's Thursday....

weekend!!!!

Nothing on TV

good books to read

How to be a great lover(fiction no doubt but it the first that came *no pun intended* to mind)

imaginary legend

Legend*Tom Criuse*

Unicorn ///////

Hornball (if I aint going to hell at least pergatory)

Pervert ....
((insert innocent look here))
:)

(yeah okay :p)

Favorite Magazines :D

Real Simple

simple simon

Met a Pie Man

slapstick comedy
(slap com---pie in the face)

coconut custard
lemon merangue
pecan
punkin
raisin
and jam
(sounds like a skipping rhyme)

Ingredients for disaster

disaster movies

Mr Bean & Warriors Of Virtue(SUCKAHOLICHALLOFSHAME)

walk of shame

Hall of Fame

flaming Yule log

roasting chestnuts

The Nutcracker

fairy tales

they all lived happily ever after

end of the rainbow

pot of gold

chocolates!

Candy..Yummmmmm

Sugar high ....LOL

insulin crash

hypoglycemia

hypoalergenic

un-flavoured, -scented, -colored...= safe

or

neanderthal, rough & ready

dunno, maybe an opposites thang

Test Yourself: Are You a Neanderthal?


As you know, Neanderthal man may have interbred with modern man. His
descendants are with us even today, passing for full-blooded Homo Sapiens.
If you suspect a "touch of the old hand ax" in your ancestry, score yourself
on this test:


1. Do your eyebrows meet in the middle? If so, give yourself five points.
2. Can you lock your knees in an upright position? If not, take five
points.
3. Got a chin? If the answer is no, add three points.
4. How about a forehead? If not, add another three points.
5. Is it easy for you to balance a book on your head? Then give yourself
five points.
6. Do you ever open Coke bottles with your teeth? If you do, add ten
points.
7. Are you frequently more comfortable squatting on your heels than sitting
in a chair? Take five points.
8. Is your head attached vertically to your neck? If not, add one point for
every five degrees of slope.
9. Less than five feet tall? Add one point for every inch under.
10. If your lower arm is shorter than your upper arm, add one point for every
inch of difference.
11. Ditto for your lower and upper legs.
12. Pigeon-toed? Five points.
13. Have you ever felt like bashing a postal clerk with a club? You're
normal--no points.
14. Is the space between your big toe and your other toes big enough to hold
an apple? Add five points.
15. Do you regularly eat apples in this way? Add fifteen points.
16. Do people think you're wearing your hair in a bun when you're not? Give
yourself ten points.
17. Can you count your vertebrae while wearing two sweaters and an overcoat?
Take five more points.
18. Is your nickname "Duke", "Butch", or "Animal"? Three points.

Scoring
0-20 points: You are a virtually pure Homo sapiens. Feel free to build
bridges, compose symphonies, and overrun the world.
20-40 points: A slight Neanderthal strain means that you will occasionally
have spells of primitive behavior, crawling around on all
fours and whooping wildly. If you live in California, no one
will notice.
40-60 points: You can still function quite well in the modern world, but
avoid eating in fancy restaurants lest your table manners give
you away.
60-80 points: Your Pleistocene heritage is predominant. You should consider
a career in pro football.
80-100 points: Unfortunately, your genetic makeup is Grunt City; there is no
place for you in human society. Try running for public office
instead.

apoosable thumbs

planet of the apes

monkey LOVE

hah I hate monkeys myself

but kinda like neanderthal-type guys;) smirk

Hayseed . . . . . . . .

~~~~~~~~Hee Haw!!!!!!!!!!!

JackArse............

DON-key!!!!! (as in Shrek yelling it)

Dence Miniature beast of Burden

rolling stones

LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

steven tyler

LMAO I knew you were going to say that

Rock Legends

*but of course*

Dinosaurs

White House Officials

politicians

Send In The Clowns

Cirque du soleil

Oceano.........

atlantis ....

Lost City..........

Harrison Ford

Han Solo......*drool*

Star Wars......

Jar Jar Binks

Floppy ears

Dumbo

the part where mom is taken away in chains still pulls tears from me

Pink Elephant (I had a pink Dumbo that blew bubbles when I was a child)

garage sales

I WANT a bubble blowing pink elephant, too!

treasure trove

pirates......

parrot...........

yackity yak Yago, Aladin

magic carpet

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrride

-"- 'em cowboy

Ye-Ha!!!!!!!!!!
((miss me?))

rodeo

((absolutely))

Pony rides .....

medieval faire

the ren-faire

intrigue %*

Merry-making ....
(Song and spirits :))

holiday feast

Food-induced comas.
((I had one of those last night))

Breakfast at Denny's(I asked waitress for sofa after done eating LOL)

*giggles*
Coffee

Starshmucks Coffee

Over-priced coffee.
*hehehe*

free-trade coffee

organic coffee

Tea
Or Me

*****one-liners:
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.

Gravity brings me down.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of FUN?


I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty

Green....The Tea, Dear, Not you:p

lime..............

lemon juice

lemon meringue pie

American Pie

soft core porn...

Soft??????????? Hehehe

down comforter ;)

Down Dog...

good puppy!

Yes Masta'

plantations

Gone With The Wind

Tomorrow, I'll think about it tomorrow.