Who are you??? Laugh a little


Follow the instructions to find your new name.


The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

I'm Loopy Gigglepants :)

Gadget Girdlebrain

Funny...yet SO fitting somehow...

Buttercup Applehiney :)

Ok this game is just SICK and WRONG. Can you tell I'm definatly not going by my new name uh uh no way!!!!

Crusty CootiePants--NO WAY!!!!!!!!!

lmbo

LMBO

Dorkey Applemouth, unless you use Wayward Clam, in which case I become Dinky Livertushie...
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/party/luxhello.gif

OK using my chat name doesn't work either.

Buttercup ChickenFanny lmbo

Big? You laughin at me BOY?!!!!!!!! lol

Woohoooo! hehehe what a great name... it's better than my two! :D

ok.. :P loopy chickenhead

OMG- Boobie Girdlehead LMBO!!!!!!!

Loopy applebrain : Fits to me well;-)

Nachi

I think this is a set up!!!!!!!!!! lol Everyone else has a cutsy name and I get a name that makes everyone want to hide from me. lmbo

Look on the Brightside Futs....You are not a boobie girdlehead and mine don't even need that:nono: hehehe..jk

Flunky Chickenface? I want a new name... :nono:

Want Mine Krisp? :D

ButterCup AppleChunks - Uuummm, that's not to bad.....

Oprah Bananasniffer?? Can I start over??

Tara, you left out 'g' in the first list

MM

Sorry Tara,

I had an ADD moment there. I found it! Yeah I can read after all! (MM high-five's himself).

MM

:D
Proper name equivalent: 'Loopy Appletushie'

Forum name equivalent: 'Fluffy Bubblefanny'

:confused: Why do all the names I go by end up translating into some kind of euphemism for a derier? Must be in my character. (Ha!Ha!)

MM


:p

Ok this game is just SICK and WRONG. Can you tell I'm definatly not going by my new name uh uh no way!!!!

Dorkey Cootiebutt--NO WAY!!!!!!!!!

You go to be kidding! thanks Tara for starting this thread.

Yuck.

But if you insist. Call me Dorkey Cootiebutt. But I prefer Paul, Fink or bnsforu2. ;)

:)

Ok . But it i s hysterical. Sooo funny. thanks for the laugh Tara. :)

Futs-cootiepants is baaaad. If I had Cootiepants, I'd use my maiden name:D I'll stick with Gadget Liverbuns, thank you very much. No school today....the kids are getting new names!

After reading some of the other names I can live with Loopy Applesniffer

Under my maiden name I am Zippy Applesniffer. Married name Zippy Applehiney. Lol!

Ginger

I am now Buttercup Bubblechunks

oH MY GoodneSS!! I'm Snotty Hamsterlips!

:)

Poopsie Applebisquit? ROTFLMAO!!!!! I guess thats better than Snotty Hamsterlips! :D

Omg. My sisters is sooo hilarious! I laughed until I cried. It is Lumpy Chickenbuns!

Ginger

Gadget Applepants.....:) (or inspector gadget, to the uninitiated):wacko:

How awesome would it be if your name were Greasy Monkeyjuice? I just might legally change to that.

Oprah Applelips

I tried it with just Mary-Kathleen and what did I get?? Loopy Applebrain?! Hmmm what is this telling me?! :D

That's MS. Pinky Applebrain if you're "nasty" :cool:

[I've been watching too much MTV2]

Futs I got Buttercup Cootieshorts (close to your cootiepants)

alhtought the buttercup part isn't so bad!

Sqeezit Girdlelips...... Sounds kinda like a command or request of some sort?

Originally posted by FlakeyGirl
How awesome would it be if your name were Greasy Monkeyjuice? I just might legally change to that.

Lord my ex husbands yahoo name was mr Grease Monkey while we were married. :)

ok under my maiden name i am dinky cootiebrain.....and once i get married which we are thinking about doing at the end of april....(did i say that?) i will be dinky applenose...hmmm not sure which one i would prefer,,,LOL

lets see i was seeing what it would be with my ex husbands names (yes plural) #1 would be dinky bubblehead and #2 would be dinky girdlebrain....LOL so funny

Fluffy Gerbil Buns, LOL

lumpy applesniffer's here to save the day, folks!

(think i'm going to *"LOVE"* this thread - i'm laughing so hard, my dog's wondering if i've finally lost it...;-)
:D

so its finally been figured out,

i'm loopy applebrain

pleased to meet you all :D

my two best friend's are tootie liverfanny and boobie bubblenose, and my doctor's name is zippy cootiefanny...
:D
should i worry about this?
;)

i just worked out who my best friend were
loopy giggletush
loopy girdlekisser
crusty gizzardnose
wont they be pleased with there new names :D

I am late on this post.

My real name is Crusty CootieBrain
My chat name is Crusty ChickenChunks.

But I am a bunny........this is so wrong........

okay, I am having an identity crisis


My new name apparently is
Buttercup Waffle Tush

Dear ya to find out your NEW name!!!

Pinky Chickenmouth


Bwuahahahaahahahahha!!!

That was fun thank you!!!

Digitl alias snotty bubble sprinkles

Ummm ...
Chim-chim Bubblebums ...

Can I get a new one?
LOL

That's MISS Buttercup Girdlesniffer to you!

WAIT! Even better!

PRINCESS Buttercup Girdlesniffer. (hope Wesley had a cooler last name, if you get the reference.)

OK, This is frightening,

My name is Dorkey Giggletush....

And considering I am ALWAYS laughing my butt off in a completely dorkey way, well.....it's just frightening!!!!!!!!!! And yes, i am presently laughing my *** off!!!

Well, say hello to

Pinky Applefanny!

Lol . . .
Chicken Buns!!!

OMG - - talk about having ADD . . . !!!
I did my name wrong! LOL COMPLETELY WRONG
I am ,. ... .
DORKEY WAFFLESNIFFER

My new name is ...get this...loopy gerbilsniffer :rolleyes: auntchris

crusty gerbilbrain

That is So Gross LOL

FLUNKEY RHINOBUNS????:eek:
this is almost too spooky--them that know me say it fits :D