I'm studying at night for #6:

6. Ne'er-do-well. Not as insensitive as the cad, nor as colorful as the rogue, the ne'er-do-well generally earns more than the layabout and the rapscallion combined, although not as much as the damned scoundrel. This position is traditionally found on the fringes of polite society, although experts predict that society will soon be pretty much all fringe.

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7. Bogus "Green Idea" Promoter. The field of fake energy solutions is not only lucrative, but wide open to anyone willing to follow in the footsteps of "clean" coal, "biodegradable" plastic bags or "sustainable" Arctic Wildlife Refuge oil reserves. New fields include: Breathable Exhaust, Enjoyable Skin Cancer and Spiritual Nuclear Waste.

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Well I thought about the hit man and air guitar player but settled for what I'm most comfortable with...

4. Centaur. The original hybrid, this half man, half horse position is making a comeback. Today's centaurs can find work at the track, stud farms and productions of Equus. Most opt to live in inexpensive half stable/half one-bedroom units.