My German Shepherd Dog was chasing my cat and failed to notice the barbeque in his way. He ran head first into the gas bottle and nearly knocked himself out.

LOL...my queensland heeler mix continually licks the rear windows while we drive. it must look pretty funny to the people in the cars next to us, 'cause I notice most of them laughing....they ARE laughing at the DOG, right?

I have an attack cat who needs prozac. But he is 23 pounds and yes has attacked me. He thrives on attention so bad that he would jump up in the bed, bite me and run away. He has actually bit me in the face before. When he gets mad at me, he will actually follow me around the apartment. If I stop and turn around, he stops, if I walk, he walks.....kinda funny actually like he is stalking his prey, namely ME.

I ended up getting a female cat to calm him down and it worked. I don't get attacked as much anymore. I even had a sign on my apartment door that said "ATTACK CAT ON DUTY". I have friends that don't even like to come over because they are afraid of him.

But I just wuv him so much.........

I've got an add staffordshire bull terrier - she cannot stay still, constantly tapping her feet & ziping about. Between the two of us it's very hyper around here!