how about a thread with cool (neuro)psychiatrical sayings for t-shirts?!
:D
last week i wore a t-shirt with "i'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing" printed on it to my monthly "visit" with my psychiatrist - she *"loved"* it!
;)

I have a black tshirt that has white scribbly letters saying "People like YOU are the reason people like ME need medication!" I love it!

how about "doesn't play well with others" - for those of us who have asperger syndrome (traits)???
:D

Um, dunno if this falls under this kind of category...but I also have a Mr. Rogers Tshirt that says "you are special" LMAO

cool!
:D
how about "dain bramaged"?

"I'm not ADHD -- you're all boring"

Dunno if I'm brave enough to wear that one, but I am tempted. :D

great, that one!
:D
"you're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me"
;)

:D how about "its never too late to have a happy childhood"?

"i used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now"...
:D

"dyslexic if you're honk" is a fave.

"i live in my own little world, but it's okay - they know me in here"...
:D

Don't start you won't win!!

I have a bumper sticker that says " heavely medicated for YOUR saftey"

AND---> a Tammy original...I have what is called "alternate intelligence" I alternate my intellgence with stupidity!!

Tammy

"when i snap, you'll be the first to go"...
:D

T-shirt saying, Texas style--

I have P.M.S. and a hand gun any questions!!

That would be me today :eek:

"Bite me, I'm low carb!"

"CHAOS. PANIC. DISORDER. my work here is done."
:D

Not all these are neuro-psych related but some are. There are plenty of just plain impolite ones, too. I'd proudly wear any of them.

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Warning--- I'm the bad thing that happens to good people.

Tammy

"your village called - they want their idiot back"
:D

"I like to help the Humans":)

"Normal People Scare Me"

I am loving some of these... I wish I had a drawer full of t-shirts like this! I suppose some silk screen, white fabric paint and some black t-shirts isn't too wild an idea now is it! I'll talk to my eldest.. ;^)
Cheers! Ian.

Push to Test.
Release to Detonate.

Welcom to reality...enjoy your visit

If you can read this, you're too close!

(I wish I could remember these things when I first post) In another thread I posted a few t-shirt sayings...my favorite was... "Don't hate me because I'm (add any condition here)"bipolar"...I was just born that way"

this is me depressed :( ...this is me manic :eek: ...any questions?

So many sayings...so little time

Kiss me, I'm Manic

"Psychiatrists Fear Me"

hehehe

Also... it's not psych related, but I want this one: "If you can read this, then I get to stare at your chest too" :D

not at all psych related, but i have a tshirt with "i can't even THINK straight" on it...
:D

My brain stem is bigger than yours

"i don't know karate, but i do know krazy, and i'm not afraid to use it!"
:D

My low self-esteem isn't worse than yours, is it?

lmao - that one was *GOOD*!!!
:D

"I'm Codependent, if That's Okay With You"

I have a T with "Hook't on fonics werked phor me" :D

"Strattera, Wellbutran....Breakfast of Champions":)

"Barrowed" from The Simpsons
"Me fail English...that's unpossible."

LOL! It's not neuropsychiatric, but another good one from the Simpsons for all you geeks out there:

C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN DOS RUN

I thought it related to ADDer's inattentiveness...i've been wrong before.

Oops! Was commenting on MY submission, not yours. Yours is entirely on topic. :D

How 'bout: "Lexdysic Am I"

This isn't exactly a neuro shirt, but it's one of my faves... It says "American Idle" with a pic of The Simpsons

Ever feel like a firehydrant and all your colleges are dogs? Yellow t-shirt with large red fire-hydrent.

Conformity is for those who have no origanility---> just made that up, I think.

Tammy

You people rock not only do I have some of the shirts mentioned but I have a few to add...I'm kind of a shirt collector.

My husband used to be a vollie firefighter and I have a T-shirt that says..."Firemen find them hot and leave them wet" and YES I wear it proudly.

I have one that say's "Caution BLONDE thinking"

"Caution appliances under this shirt can be hazardous to your health" hehe made for me as a joke and yes I wear it.

I have one that has a man riding a camel across the desert with his sword held high saying "Holy War" and on the back it has the same camel and man riding in the other direction with a jet on it's butt saying "Holy ****"

"Hold my beer while I kiss your boyfriend"...haven't worn that one since I got married.

"B**ch with a gun...any question's"

"I have one nerve left...on the front...on the back...Do you feel lucky?"

"save a horse...ride a cowboy"

well, that's enough for now lol but like I said I collect them and if I can't find them I get the "Big guy" to make one for me pays to have a crafty hubby.

LOL Futs you've reminded me of a few that made me laugh...

"Warning: Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear"

hehehe we need to get back on topic, sorry :D

"Save the drama for your mama"

I've seen ones that said "Property of Lakehead Psychiatric Hospital", along the lines of the popular "Property of Alcatraz" ones...

I have a couple of really old ones that came out during centenials for little towns here in Neb.

"Graduate of FUNK U"
"I survived the Wahoo tornado"
"I survived the great Holdrege shoot out"

Funk and Wahoo are actual towns lmbo
and yes there was a real shoot out and I survived by hiding in a walk in freezer in the local pizza hut...I was only about 8 my mother made me hide.

I hope I'm not overstepping the bounds here but I laughed when I saw this.. All blondes, please, please, please forgive me.
Cheers! ian.

Delightfully inappropriate, Ian! :rolleyes:

... and ian take a bow.. :p

This lady's shirt is undoubtably making reference to the two chemical toilets which appear in the background.

yeah that's it FG right uh uh sure sure thing. lmbo

What about a T-shirt that says, on the front: " I have ADD" and on the back: "What? I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention."

MM

I'd wear it.

Attention Deficit... something

Attention Deficit... something
NICE!!!!!:D

I don't believe we have "I love the smell of meds in the morning":D

How about ...Don't push your luck I'm out of meds.

Live Faust, Die Jung

FlakeyGirl that's a sweet one..

lmbo FG I LOVE it!!

What? What'd I do?

“I am in touch with my emotional side, Hate Rage and Anger “

shameless.. and made me smile! Not proud of it mind you but not in denial about it or unable to laugh at myself either.
ian

okay...
i'd like to place an order for one of flakey's "live faust - die jung" t-shirts, and one of jay&brandy's "i'm in touch with my emotional side, hate rage and anger" t-shirts, please!
:D

How 'bout: "They say I'm apathetic, but I don't care"

Being skitzO is the s**tzo

There's all kinds of variations of the procrastination one around...

"I'll be a procrastinator... when I get around to it..."

Also... I actually have this one... the Gary Larson "The Far Side" shirt with the kid pushing hard on the door into the "School For The Gifted", the door won't open, on the door is a sign clearly marked "PULL"...

*guilty of the above* :D

There's all kinds of variations of the procrastination one around...

"I'll be a procrastinator... when I get around to it..."

Also... I actually have this one... the Gary Larson "The Far Side" shirt with the kid pushing hard on the door into the "School For The Gifted", the door won't open, on the door is a sign clearly marked "PULL"...

*guilty of the above* :DI have that coffee cup (the far side thing)...how about "90% of ADD is half mental"

I have a shirt that reads, "You say psycho like it's a bad thing."

How bout "Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?"

One of my favorite all time sayings is in the process of being made into a t-shirt for me...


So much time and so little to do...Rabbit in ALICE IN WONDERLAND

I have a shirt that reads, "You say psycho like it's a bad thing."*really* brilliant, neuroticgoddess!
:D

how about this one: "i'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter"?!
:D

In some cultures what I do is considered normal.

You're just jealous cause the voices only talk to ME!

or...."I live in my own little world, but its ok...everyone Knows me here!"

meadd actually made me think of another one for guys that I am pretty sure came from emo phillips...

"women only go out with me to further their careers....damn anthropologists!"

yes, i do realize all mine were already in there....woops....

I have noticed that all womens shirts have writing where the breasts are so I thought why not make a shirt for women that says "Her FACE,.....LOOK AT HER FACE, JACKASS!"

I have noticed that all womens shirts have writing where the breasts are so I thought why not make a shirt for women that says "Her FACE,.....LOOK AT HER FACE, JACKASS!"

I've seen several variations of this one that I thought were equally cute, all printed right at the appropriate level on the shirt:

"What colour are my eyes?"
[in microprint:] "Nosy little bugger, aren't you?"
"Does this mean I get to stare at your crotch now?"

And more blatantly...

"Stop staring at my t***"

I'm not opinionated I'm just always right

How about "Any similarity between my reality and yours is purely coincidental."?

One of the mail clerks at work wears a pin that says "There are good reasons they call it going postal!" :D

How about "Yes, the voices are talking to me again - and they don't like you."

I saw this quote today that would make a REALLY good ADD tshirt...

"would you believe I'm the only one who knows what I'm doing...and I'm not sure...."

Saw this one in the mall today:

"My other personality thinks you need to see a psychiatrist"

How 'bout:

"Driven BY Distraction"

"Adderall...it's not just for breakfast anymore"

"Sure, you can have my attention...if you can find it"

"Powered by ADHD"

"Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light"

("borrowed" off of smooch's signature;-)

Stupidity is a right but your abusing the privledge---> seen on a coffe mug.

One I wanted said....A closed mouth gathers no foot!!!!!

Seen some where is... p!ssing the whole world off.....one person at a time.

I might get this one made some day:

"Normal people only use 10% of their brain"

Paul those iron-on deals you can slide through your printer work just fine for most stuff. I have a few that I did a couple of years ago and they are still hanging in.

I'll be having this one too Clam.. it's a beauty.
ian

"I'm starting to understand you... must be time to increase my medication again"

Back off...I'm Bi-Polar
i like that one..........i would love to have it. i dont know if i would have the guts to wear it. where do you find t shirts like these?

I can have t-shirts printed. I do alot of t-shirts in my business.

Jonathan

I like "Attention Deficit... something", I'd wear that. :D
Trailing off in conversations is fiendish and happens to me all the time.

"Caution, blonde thinking" is good too, lol.

Hmmm how about
This T-shirt has no tag... figure it out
or
Your making me focus... Stop it!
maybe
You think my room is messy? try my head!

-Bright Shadow

Here's one I saw on a bumper sticker recently:

Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to go outside by itself!

"Sure, you can have my attention...if you can find it"

hahaha! I want this one.
Thanks for the chuckle everyone.
rainraven

Nice one RR... heheh

mine says "f--- you"

thats just my little bad attitude.

I don't suffer from insanity. I actually quite enjoy it.

Consistantly inconsistant.

Variables won't; constants aren't. -- Osborn

Only dead fish go with the flow

multimaniac, but in moderation

Body by Fisher -- brains by Mattel

Taking Novocain for granted

Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it

Spontaneity has its time and its place

Human by birth, tangy by nature

A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire

hilarious ian!
you have quite an adorable spirit.

:eek: Blush...
It is nice of you to say so. It is always tough to accept those types of comments. This place more than any other has provided me a place where my spirit is at home any you have helped make that so. Thank-you.
ian

Good one rainraven..I have one similar that goes:

The only consistancy in life is inconsistancy

"There's an exception to every rule, except this one"

-Me :D

Every day of my life I'm forced to add another name to the list of people who **** me off.

I can only please one person a day - today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking too good, either.

Everyone's entitled to my opinion.

I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn't really care.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through...

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?