would even begin

or end. It...

was then noticed

that over across

in the shadowing

of the creepy

20 foot statue

Then back at

the water front,

was a floating....

crimson cloth, covering...

the grotesquly disfigured...

head of a...

cauliflower. Smelling like

roses. It was ....

the color of

:o :p :mad: :eyebrow:

The Rainbow And.....

Luke thought it...

was the most...

beautiful vegetable he...

had ever seen

"Mom, can I..."

time to take

to savor the

lovely garden sausage...

Then they heard......................

the rythmic beat

dances in the

dewy grass. The...

moment melted into

an hour and

I had forgot

about the eggs....

They hatched into

the bright sunlight

off the lake

where their mother

said, "I can't...

jump in the

jell-o like this!"

I need some

chocolate now and ( if you only knew what came to mind at first YIKEs)

some plastic later

for a very

long time in

the mossy trap...

when he died!

Soon they resurrected ....

a boat shaped

castle that was

back together again

with the knights

and a hairdryer

and hair curlers

with hair gel

when the lights

flickered in the

middle of the

road while a

truck crashed into

the endless hours

of a stormy

night. The rain

kept falling upon

the lizard's backs ....

and the water

was cold and

and winter came

The water froze

ice cicle formed

Lets go skating

said one elf.

The other elves

just went snowboarding...

and fell on

to a cat

The cat meowwwwwwwooooooooeddddddddddddddd

and the it

stretched out proudly

and rounded it

tail round itself

and cuddled next

to a parrot

who said "Goodnight!"

Till morning kid

Early next morning

the parrot awakened

so did the

ugly, nasty buzzards

and the cat.

Being the ringleader,

the parrot decided

to challenge the

buzzards to a

Unsure..........but forcefully

Uh, Zippy, you lost me there.

So, the parrot decided to forcefully challenge the buzzards to a

How's that Zippy?

game of wits.

Witty as ever,

the parrot asked

the buzzards if

theey would go

with her to

wake up the

three hundred & fifty

sleeping Australian crocodiles.

The buzzards pondered

tasting their flesh

and smells like

no one could

prevent them from

taking the plunge

and getting breakfast.

green apples in

flaky pie crust

and rich, creamy

vinalla fuge icecream

with peanut butter and

jellyfish

sandwiches for starters.

The second course

was more complicated.

Great platters of

monkey pot pie

,crispy frog's legs,

tuna noodle casserole,

and brazed vegetables.

were dumped on

Katie Cruise's Lap.

Katie was shocked

as she fell

off her chair

, into his arms,

as he lay

surrounded by food!!!

The vultures were

plucking at his

assorted foodstuff covered

with horse sh*t

new white trousers.

Now brown trousers...

may not seem

a bad thing,

but to vultures

they are horrible.

Vultures absolutely detest

carcass that is

indiscriminately promiscuous and

I don't know

I don't know
Ich, work with us here. We're getting to the good part.

attracted to crocodiles.

Pause for hysterical laughter . . . (good one Conlaw!) :D

Spreading the word

to other crocodiles

was not difficult

and soon all

were assembled in

the Village Square

They had lots

of bull/crock discussions....

with guest speakers

Jerry Springer and

with questionable qualifications

puked all over

Dr. Phil. Most

beautitfull wife, and

assorted minor celebrities.

Clean-up required several

water pistols and

(hehehe) lots of education

from Tom Cruise

and his friends.

Cruise banned all

textbooks and journals

curing genital warts

deviant sexual behaviour

and conditions NOS... :faint:

with a slight

tilt toward mania

with one large

dollop of dizziness

then suddenly, there

appeared an apparition

but the shadows

grew deeper with

every passing moment

. Time stood still

and the crocodiles slept

while the Angles

and demons hovered

A new day

faced the parrot

contemplating a caged

future or the

birds of Barbados

What price freedom

Dare she risk

everything she valued

In one moment

slipped through the

snapping crocodiles' teeth

and flew up

to the top

of a tall

thick tree and

perched on a

branch that starts

singing in the

noc, noc, noc...:D

who is there ?

The SPECIAL PEOPLE

special people who ?

lived up in

the volcano with

"Puff the magic-dragon

and little Johnny

sitting way up

above the crocodiles

whistling Moon River and

while playing titlywinks

The parrot decided

to take matters

into her own

deviot lil mind

Deviousness was her

middle name to-all

who knew her.

She deviously concocted

a story about

her ex-parrothusband who

cheated on her

to get even.

Pandora, the parrot

screamming often about

how the rest

of the cheesecake

wouldn't be enough

to feed all

of the guests.

Pandora & Penelope

planned a party

that would be

the social event

parrots would remember

for two weeks.

Afterwards they would

fly off too

join the penguins in

games of chance.