nicely roasted duck,

or give them

some baked brie

He chose the

Turducken to serve

with hot sauce.....

and a clammy

linquini dish with

toad eyes in

the sauce. Holy

mackerel!! The guests

arrived in thier

top hats and

tiny frilly underthings

and nothing else!!

much to the

chagrin of old

men and thier

rigid clammy old

cow, what is

happening to these

piggies of mine

he wondered. Guests

mingled with piggies

and drew a

few laughs from

the cobbler's daughter

batting her eyelashes

and outrageously flirting

with the strange

cockney lad from

La La Land

Their innocent flirtation

began with food

and ended with

diarrhea, so they.............

(ewwwwww) found a two-seated

pick up truck

and hightailed it

and painted it

ooops, didn't mean for both of those to go through. Well, just pick the one you'd like!

out of there

came a hairy...

cyclops, with three...........

chickens disguised as

barbie dolls. The

mad-hatter was.....

eating a really

Big Juicy Orange

that was drizzled

in red onions.

That were fried

In Red Wine

that had gone

bad.. So it

got thrown into

a huge vat

of ice cream

and anchovy dip.

Ordered to go

to the bathroom...

and taking three

tums to quel

the aching belly

the story ended

But not before

the three green

headed monsters ran

into a vile

of sardine sperm

"Oh Dear God"

was said outloud

as they ran

into a blue

helicopter which transformed

into a huge

pile of steaming....

fluffy yummy pancakes

they ate hurriedly

just as 10 000

determined dung beetles

marched on by.

in perfect formation

to the beat

thumping farts coming

The beetles suddenly

went ballistic on

the orange grove

but ate nothing

but the zesty

wood from the

inner sanctum. Oddly,

the squirrels allow

visitors to feast

now and again

on their leftover

of the inner

flesh of the

mawo mawo fruit

which can only

be obtained from....

be described as

Nasty, but they

Taste good even

though they are

rotten and mouldy

With tons of

sugar on top.

Can only be

eaten while whole.

groups of people

find them totally

exciting, but they

always vomit after

, the sound of

thunder and lighting

.The next day

they will excrete

wiggling worm like

through a tin

of easy cheese...

molding from age

in the back....

of a pick-up

station wagon. Then....

left for a week...

to the desolate

desert army troup.

Meanwhile, the planet....

became overrun by....

flying billy goats

who were wearing...

diamond studded collars

which were embossed

"i Have Adhd"

.The goats ate

cooked sheep intestines

until they became

too full of....

themselves. Afterwards, all

the king's horses

kicked the goats

stole the collars

danced foolishly making....

the lion awake

to sounds of

Barry Manilow singing

very very loudly.

while strumming on

an electric guitar

and eating red

boiled cabbage leaves

. So the lion

farted a lot

sending goats running

into the hillside

scaring the children

who couldn't breathe

unless their mothers

had gas masks

. Underdog brought gasmasks

up them hills

and the children

farted the alphabet

backwards. And then...

beat Underdog with

a wet sock

until he confessed

he's an alien

and planning to

eat all the

sweet stuff on.....

Candy coated ants...

on ice cream

in candyanted underpants.

running around the

mull berry bush

Then, suddenly the

sky opened up..........

and down came

a new web server, which...

was very fast

and had small...

funny lookin tookis

ACK!.. the story has stalled..........

which looked good

in black pants

wish shinging stars drom

That's more then three words....

Flying around the....!

clear blue sky

the pilot looked

every which way

but in front



(I missed this thread)

was a big

ole turkey who

liked green eggs

and ham. but

didn't know how.....

he'd get them

with a fish

bone hook and

a very wiggly

slithery fat cat

refusing to cooperate

ran out of

sealing wax and

suddenly a huge...

small tirdy neat

balloon passed by...

with a silly....

old yellow hat

That matched the.....

exact shade of

ofve the map...l:)))dorm

that leads to....

the green feld

with many leaping

cats in hats

who made a

three ring circus

However the elephants

this seems dumb ;-)

but oddly necessary :p

to find reality

into the unknown

of absolute insanity.

Then, upon arriving

crazy feet noticed

the huge bald...

eagle sitting on

A treebranch above..............

searching the skies

for rabid ducks...

that lay eggs

With purple spots

that glow in

that roll down

their long toes...

The eagle didn't

sing very well

. The true talent

was snorting loudly

so loud that

all the pigs

kicking the horses

stopped for a

cool taste of

gatorade, which was

filled with jalapeno's

creating quite a