feeding frenzy with

sharks with laserbeams

only to find

sharks were trout

Disguised as Monkeys

who had adhd

but refused to

behave appropriatley and

began mentally drifting

and accidentally lost

the main point

then began singing

fully congnisant of

the pigs flying...

out of their...

purple nylon tights

and blue hankie

with crocheted trim

and were naked

dancing out back.

Then, without warning

Superman showed up

wearing Lois Lane's..

scarf and hose......

Meanwhile, back at......._________________________________________ ___________________________
I actually started at the beginning of this and was intending to go to the end. I got to page 35 and realized that I should probably check and see how many there were.:eek: I would be on here all night long trying to read all of these posts.:faint: That is awesome.:cool: We ADDers are so easily entertained. Lol. God bless :) Just curious, has anyone read all of them?

Mickey Mouse's castle

Mini-Mouse was

getting some pizza

out of the

fridge when it

fell and exploded

into great big

vat of steaming

vegetables and hot...

rice with some

goosefeet and bull's

horns but then

when it came......

time to eat

the single eyed

purple people eater

began munching on

a huge eggplant

then he choked

while looking at

the outside of

a burnt up

still very hot

pile of mush.

All of a

sudden a dark

but very bright

light, escaped from

a cupboard. It

was an angel,

dressed in a

flowing white gown

that wound like

sparkle flatly like

an unrealized dream.

The next day

he awoke to

hair fell out :eek:

he reached for

his remote-control...

and guess what

the very evil

girl next door

Had stolen it

A diabolic laughter

floated on the breeze

that carried the

carried the sound . . . . .

softly, yet clearly...

The girl was

large hedge clippers


This thread is an absolute hoot. I can think of ideas while organizing my still packed boxed.

looked very funny

attached to her . . . .

Head, it exploded

by remote control

Oh My God

I can't believe . . . . . ..

you actually said...

you are ADD!

Improper grammar, yet...

the girl with

crossed eyes and..

you ain't seen...

nothing like her

around this place

for many years

Until she finally

revealed her obtuse

method of explaining...

how butterflies cavort

and Fireflys fly

lighting up skies

with many colors

of the rainbow

Dorothy saw them

as did Toto

but there was

a different side

to every piece

Roy G. Biv

owner of rainbows

and serious hypochondriac

visited the doctors

who concluded strangely

He was in OZ :D

Not odd though

......As he often....

arranged his thoughts

In Chaotic Disorder.... :rolleyes: :faint:

because this time

After years of

rock'n roll hooCheKoo

he needed a

A Psychiatric evaluation.... :p

but needed money

but had nothing

ate for free

I Will Eat

Dorm

said Dorm, Then

kaBLAM! Something went

everything blew up

falling like rain

but bouncing around

ping pong balls

danced around Mars

in little purple cars....

.....with Orange Polka-Dots.......


:) :cool: :D ;) :) :cool: :D ;)

driving very fast

:eek: :eek: :eek: Without looking where..... :eek: :eek: :eek:


:) :cool: :D ;)

the obstacles were

they never saw

the purple people

Eater Hovered over ..... :eek: :D




Hi xstarchildx, how are things going. Can't believe you got 98 days 'til the Big moment. :D :) :D I'm so excited for you!! :D :) :D

and sucked up

The carrot juice

which they needed

to keep strong

and to help

them grow tall

....To stop hiccups :eek: :) :D

it didnt work

they went away

on holiday to


(Hi Odd-Scrooball, thanks for asking how i am, i couldn't belive it either only 98 day's to go, well 97 today lol, i looked at the ticker myself and thought oh my god that's so soon!!
I'm excited and scared though lol, i'll keep you up-dated.:D )

[CENTER]Orbit Polaris and...


:D :) :D :cool: :D :cool:



xstarchildx, 96 days.... til you're holding your sweet pink bundle of humanity and all should be well. :D

stop to visit

the grand poombah

and find the

golden magical ring

so began the

plot for worldwide...

Harmony among the...... :D

little people and

at first they

Saw
Rai nbow

Colored..... :cool: :D

snowballs falling down

From Pi x i e [Clouds ...:D

so the journey

continues, ogres watch...

Through Mountain [Fog... :D :) :D

waiting, ready to pounce

On little Pe ople...... :eek: :eek: :faint:



:) :cool: :D ;) :) :cool: :D ;


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who never saw

the giant teeth

Bite into his...

soft, large left

rucksack full of

Old Skeleto nBone s.... :eek: :eek: :faint: :p

:) :cool: :D ;)

he was saving

For Homemade Stew..... :D :)


:) :cool: :D ;)

their only problem

ogres don't share

so they planned

a picnic on

the ogrefree side

of a castle

but the ogres

found the gold

unappetizing and put

in their socks

Hoping to cure

their itchy feet...

that stunk to

the ground like

Hey aunt Chris, stunk, like skunk,on stuck, like snuck or luck! LOL, too funny, the visual picture I got from your 3 words! I do that too, too often! Thanks for a great laugh! I needed it, thanks for understanding my weird sense of humor too.

decaying elephant dung


Just see where my mind goes after that? What else could stink and stick at the same time? stunk stuck.

hard stinky dung

That smelled like

Old Rotten Food...... :eek: :p Yucky!!!
:) :cool: :D ;) :) :cool: :D ;)

Even worse was ......

like sticky toffy

lol thats a good one lol

dorm

in your hair...:eek:

the ogres drooled.....

and drooled and...

(yummy! :D) lol

sniffed the sticky

mess like mad

but dislike hair

that grows under

sticky toffee puddles

then someone yelled

watch out for

flying blue squirrels

with large nuts

LMAO...I am going to leave that one ....ALONE!!! no no you can't make me go there...there are rules here...really now....ROFL....


held in their

Oh, this is sooooooo hard, damn the rules, I am trying to hold onto some modicum of respectability..........

dark brown rucksacks.....

How did I do? Close, but no cigar? OMG, bad me.....

that hung down

You are bad too! Ain't it fun-old ladies still got, yes sirree!

like their sporans

(Those furry purses Scotsmen have in front of their kilts, get the pic? Nopthing dirty here except the mind of the reader!)

and contained gaseous

billowing puffs of

green pond scum

carried from magical

pods hidden inside

their large nuts

yep, had to do it.

that the squirrels

guard jealously from

MacDonald's MacSquirrel-MacNugget munchers

who love nuts

and eat them

like Rocky Mountain

Spotted

fever

Blisters. . . . .! :eek: :p

:) :cool: :D ;) :) :cool: :D ;)

from deep under

fungus amongus toadstools

banketed with snow

that is thawing

, their nuts softening

in Spring's ripening

birds start singing

Bells start {{{{{Ringing}}}}}..... :D



:) :cool: :D ;) :) :cool: :D ;)

Bells? The forest

Pixie toe bells.... :D

:) :cool: :D ;)

shattered by loud

belligerent nut-bell crackers

that got into

pixie sleeping nutbags

causing much ruckus

awakening the sleeping. . . .

vanity-stricken elves...:D

Who leaped for..... :D



:) :cool: :D ;) :) :cool: :D ;)

their vorpal swords!

hacking away at

the small, furry

slithering toves, gyring

slithered back to

Their Underground caves.... :faint:


:) :cool: :D ;) :) :cool: :D ;)

The next day

Friendly little Trolls.... :D

:) :cool: :D ;)

in the forest...