baskets of onions

and wearing long

colorful kimono, with

dead frogs attached

to the sleeves.

The frogs distracted

from the beauty

of the swans

swimming in the

embroidered pools of

the festered waters

boiling from underneath (wait thirty seconds)

the picturesque lake

in the valley.

The mountains were

tall and covered

with large elephants

eating fried onions.

on a steak

Ever tried that? It's awesome!!!!

done medium rare

but slightly burnt

around the edges.

Who knew that

dog tasted so

much like chicken?

But the chicken

thought otherwise, and

ate the dog.

Where are we?

we are in

the thought abyss.

Which is pretty

much a spiraling

abyss of dark

seething primordial soup.

Sucking all the

reality out of

this happy world.

How can I

begin to explain

my fascination with

small mammals that

have beady eyes

one brown and

one green, with

brown hair of

dayglow orange spikes

I would prefer

to see clearly

now that the (rain has gone....)

light is bright

and the creatures

frollick playfully in

fields of flowers

beside the smelly

piles of rotting

Yu-Gi-Oh playing cards

and moldy socks.

He started to

do something that

was bound to

make a mark

on the ceiling.

But he decided

that he'd better

stick to playing

marbles with gnomes

'cause their feet

, though rather smelly,

are really tiny

and their shoes

are too big

and too wide.

Gnomes hate shoes

as everyone knows;

let's face it:

Why would a

tiny creature like

a gnome want

dead cow on

such gorgeous and

smelly large feet?

a forum like

ADDF provides enough

fun and entertainment

for the smallest

and the strangest

of us all.

On that note...

, (which is C#),

the piper played

the 'Bolero' slightly

off key, while

banging the cymbals

with his knees.

His jaunty hat

had a feather

in it that

shone brightly with

spectacular benevolence. He

skipped about merrily

humming "Dance of

the Purple Orangutan"

when suddenly he

leapt up and

jumped over the

first violin that

layed under the

spreading chestnut tree.

He fell, crushing

forty seven toads

and 3 squirrels

He then jumped

higher than the

two shrimp wearing

a bow tie

who then said

"Take us to...

your leader....... please."

Naturally, this was...

taken with a

grain of salt.

Just a pinch.

of red hot

jalepeno peppers, with

mustard, sticks, and

a dash of

curry, but then

it explodes into

teeny, tiny bits

of sticky goo

that splatter forth

that can see

in the dark

for about two

minutes, then they

turn into gigantic

dwarves that demolish

Drawers of underwear

that start to

Jump around wildly

(Jumping drawers of undies! Tee hee hee!)

to confuse the

Group of ninjas

with crazy powers

and some weapons

they got lost

In the desert

so sent up

carrier pigeons to

Call for help :D

When the message

eventually got there

it was hardly

worth it to

bother with pidgeons

and instead attend

to the alligators

lurking with bad intent

to jump on

unsuspecting bystanders who

don't know that

it's time to

run for cover.

Then the wall

began to crumble

causing debris to

fall on the

turnips that slept

peacefully and unaware

of their impending

doom. As the

pigeons began to

coo and cry

at the thingy

wearing a red

whatsit around it's

doomaflatchie. When the

turnips began to

grow hair on

their buttocks, they

started a meeting

to inform the (this is getting so out of control - lol)

antelops of their

necessary tax duties (Out of control huh? I cannot imagine how this is gonna look next time Mijahe runs his little program). :D

but they had

too many lightbulbs

. Alas, lightbulbs aren't

the best source

of nutrients, haha.

Then the room

Started to bounce

that the walls

, which bounce surprisingly

up and down.

Now, the walls

(which happened to

be "vomit green"

with with red stripes).

The Antelope's tax

was enacted when

Bertha came striding

past the ballroom

and the ballet-dancers

who were wondering

what on earth

was Bertha doing

. She stopped to

pick her nose

as there was

a massive amount

of chocolate marshmallows

that she had

hidden there to

hide them from

her honey, who

stole marshmallows routinely.

There was the

Craziest idea of

suffrogate marshmallows in

the fish tank

but because they

swelled to ten

times their size

crowding out the

marine life, they

ended up cracking

the aquarium sides.

and landed in

a ramen bowl

with roasted pork

And sliced naruto

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/kzrainbow/smaller_ramen.jpg

(See that? That little thing with the pink swirly? Yes. That is naruto.)

. So instead, they

.. drank lots of ....


(See that? That little thing with the pink swirly? Yes. That is naruto.)
No it's not. That's a Debian logo!
http://www.debian.org/logos/openlogo-100.jpg

green tea that

made their bottoms

as tiny as

grains of sand. :) SAND, get it? Gaara? Sand? Yatta!

This was a

Serious problem so

their sand wasn't

made into castles

, nor bannannanananas, nor

Lunch meat or

strange things that

people might eat

or play games

like Sudoko or

or Shougi, with

cheese and crackers

with bacon bits.