moon and stars

floats lonely Mars

and lovely Venus

which orbits Uranus.....

I laughed, OK?

wondering who writes

those sphincter songs . . . .

with retentive lyrics....

that smell so...

faint but deadly....

Then I wake...

from that dream

to the new

nightmare of reality

in mgm themeparks!!!

with no exits


(R we only two playing? :D)

and no music

(no :cool:)

hiding purple velvet...

. . . and hideous clowns . . .

with faces that

blow away everyone's

3 little pigs

and flame throwing

kitties in Mongolia.

Then splitting maple

headaches that seemed

like sucking black

holes of Hades

began insinuating cheese

whiz remarks, favoring

melty velveeta promises..

over chocolate kisses.

Not outdone by

caramel swirls on

caramel swirls on

apple spice dumplings

left over from

lunch with Louie

who wore tinselesque

fringed jockey shorts

and beadazzled socks

highlighting purple rhinestones

with flamingo flipflops

like my grandmother

bought us for

trips over seas

or to church

(especially choir practice)

Admiring myself while

. . . plundering the pantry . . .

of my neighbor...

who's husband is

watching in amazement

as pickled beets

and pigs feet

were tossed about

the kitchen floor

far too indulgent

I wanted more

but just then

I finally woke.

Rubbing my eyes, . . .

with wet sponges

and shaking off

fragments of dreams

(and ghastly screams) . . .

and wet pants....

I jumped up

so high that . . .

I thought I

just might fly

into the third

nominal altitude level

screaming all the

unintended expletives like

stink! cocopuffs! and

cocoa stinky puffs....or is that.....puffy cocoa stinks

either way, I

stopped anylizing stinks

and started flipping

out as I

started rearranging all

my inner beliefs

on post-it notes

in many colors

of various sizes

onto my chest

of drawers while

Where's the keys

hopping on one

one foot and,

blinking one eye

at my therapist

while thinking about

my other therapist

wearing tuxedo pants

on his head

, I started laughing

, I started laughing

Is that a comment or your entry? I will assume entry and say...

under my breath

ya, the comma was supposed to clarify :)

and then left.

then came back

and left again

forgot my keys

to torment his...

diagnosis of me

(especially wacky me!) . . .

Also
Scrooball
Me. ...! :D :D :D

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:):cool::D:cool:;):rolleyes::cool::):D

......Then the crew.......

stepped up to...

scavenge what they

had thought were

edibles for lunchtime

but in actuality

were only wax

. . . green beans and . . .

chillie beans; gave

such a start

for a nice...

odiferous and plentiful

bellows and yodels

. . . , startling nearby people . . .

with the horrendous

and decidedly malodorous . . . :eek:

Gold fish hunters...

. . . who lapped up . . .

water of Nile

. . . while nearby crocodiles . . .

gave speeding tickets

and stern lectures

about the dangers

inherent in society

. . . for belching beer . . .

...singing Crocodile Rock

and jazz hands

holding the tune

only crocodiles possess

in their epiglottises

(I'd have preferred to say epiglotti, but apparently that isn't correct for the plural. hmmff!)

while sucking peppermints

, munching goldfish crackers . . .

and puking copious

amounts of all

the above, YUCH!

Then the crocodiles . . .

licked the mess

mopped the floor

and told war-stories!

Bravely and boldly

the lollygagged about

filing their nails

, shining their scales,

tweezing their brows

, brushing their teeth

just in case

a handsome crock...

who likes rock...

sauntered by, wearing . . .

Sequined head gear

and matching flippers . . .

that keep rythym

with lapping waves . . .

moving closer anticipating

with great joy

the meeting of

the elks club

at the waters

edge that day.

Bubbling with excitement,

the spiffed-up crocs

shook their behinds

and sprayed water

laced with vodka

on the rocks

in crystal goblets

could it be

I heard something

that sounded like

thundering ballerina's upon

lids of tupperware

dancing with fury

pirouetting with fervor

creating a crash

that was heard

around the world!

Look out! Here...

comes a humungous

discount coupon for

a Kick'n Chickens...

, two orders of

juicy thighs or

really dry fries

and a drink.

What tasty fare

unfit for this

unfit for that

unfit either way

here and everywhere

-- for crocs, docs,

like she said

about the square

that is somewhere

over the rainbow

with lucky charms

awaiting discovery. Afterwards,

hailing a cadillac,

we took a

road trip to

Magic Mountain in

ballet shoes and

long red cloak....

, gaily chatting all

night long about

the cute crocs . . .

in pink jocks

so it goes

the crocs did.

while tossing back..

where were you

one crock says..

need a cigarette

, my good friend?

No thanks, I

quit smoking but

I still chew

water buffalo jerky

spicy is best

though garlic is

much more refined

especially with wine

at this time

and the future

. Anything else you'd

be mad to

suggest to try.

this croc says..

mmmmm, bathing tourist

who's unaware that

the dangers that . . .

lurk in these

dark shadows where

cowboy's ride croc's

yelling loudly as

the stars twinkle

, the moon winks,

as tourists sink

-- especially smitten ones!

Observing from the

nearby shoreline, other . . .

goatherders gather in

anticipation of seeing . . .

a nubian with

associations with powerful . . .