then quickly died

when an asteroid

bonked my head

and sent me

into another dimension.

You are now

watching the first

ever, live, and

completely uncensored telecast

of the ADD

reality show, titled:

"Where's my keys???"

Prepare to see

a group of

ADDers at the

Star Wars Premeire...

putting their money

in their bras

where the West

Was won and

fortunes were lost.

BUT, after the

best time ever

they couldn't decide

What to do

(,) but after medicating

, who to smack

it was fine(.)

The stars, the

full moon shinning

it was romantic

and love filled

the air like

moist white towelettes

wiping off the

sweat from being

jiggled and wiggled

as he pushed

that booty right

and left and

up and down

into his seat

where he then

felt comfy enough

to loosen his

shirt and tie

and start to

tell his story.

He said." Hello

and Welcome to

the middle of

nowhere. It's just

like anywhere else

that I really

want to be

just like you!

I'll need an

orange and a

after dinner mint

to perform my

Juggling act so

rock steady here.
I swear 5 posts appeared AFTER I posted,
so I'll try again Juggling act...
"fabulous, stupendous action":confused:

today." He took

to goosing the

man at the

lost and found

and the man

and that man's

man decided they

should send 37

boogerdoots into orbit

Meanwhile, back at

homey spaz's place

the party was

geeks, clones, rugrats

and world famous

Paris Hilton, who

eats hot pink

Go figure mortals.

for breakfast and

for snacks, she

ate tofu and

wouldn't lose control

of her dog

her greatest obsession

besides making videos

her greatest obsession

since serial dating.

Whispers of temptation

cry out loudly,

don't do it!

but, she couldn't

hear the voices

of the angels

because her Walkman

skip this one I
must have the slowest landline connection possible

Was blasting out

and her ears

"Blast da Trolls"

and something French

In A Beret

made of hemp.

That itched like

mosquitoes and poison

head to foot

she itched relentlessly

Finally, she lost

total control of

every muscle in

her arms and

started asking for

help to get

her bra undone

Ok it may just be me but should we be reading this from last to first or from first to last?

I get con-fus-ed very easily

her newest itch

ET BUBBLY I read from first to last...but the sentences start and stop all over the place... I usually click on the next-to-the-last page and read thru to the last post.

clawless started the thread with "It’s like a story board but this time you’re only allowed to add three more words."

Funny thing is I'll add 3 words but someone else's post beats mine to the board...so then my 3 words make absolutely no sense, but it's all fun anyway. I'm really having fun with this, 3 words is about my maximum for staying focused!

lies on the

riverside. She told

undercover G-Men about

the wiretaps in

the book depository

and the secret

love-slave job

she was trying

; Bottle of rum,

the malibu kind

, a sex therapist,

etc. The birds

(charlie, are you sure you got this game right? I'm not following how your posts work with the previous ones.)

and the bees

meet over the

dripping bird bath

river and through

the woods to

granny's house, or

um... just now reading the msg from FtLaudWolf
(charlie, are you sure you got this game right? I'm not following how your posts work with the previous ones.)

I was noticing that my posts do not show up under the exact post that I'm reading, ~~operator error...think I have too many window sessions open, and possibly I'm answering a post that is pages old? Thought it was my slow landline connection (embarassed)

thanks I'll be a little more observant

to big brother's

who was watching

American Idol reruns

and dreaming of

jeannie and stuff

while rubbing his

armpit with Vicks.

It tingled like

having a feather

in his cap

.The next morning

he floated away

of into the

gravitational pull of

his own angst.

Questioning his purpose,

he called the

purpose police, pondering

over other's offenses.

Climbing over fences,

...to get to

the other side

of the lake

without a boat

or a lifejacket.

not to fret ;)

for there is

hope for fools

who are doots.

sleepy, tired doots (who have to go to bed cause it's 1:30 in the morning and she's tired.) :rolleyes:

from a nite

in the gutter

after drinking all

others :p into the ground

, before passing out

but after barking (I like your puppy)

loudly. The river

pulled him under

its vibrant waters

of deeper blue

color. Once we

emerged and coughed,

we jiggled our

spending change, still there..........

ack...3 word story ;)


wasn't enough for

a ride home

so they rolled

on a river

to the island

of sheer wonders

to pick up

any lost stragglers

who eat boogers

with hot mustard.

oh my! :eek:

Then calling out

oh my, again :eek: :mad:

we have found

telecommunication link

between ADDer's and

nuclear-waste-eating polar bears.

Meanwhile, in outer

mongolia, there were

herds of yak

destined to become

beautiful yak yarn.

They crocheted several

strapless evening gowns

to wear during

press conferences with

Queen of Alot

of Chocolate. Meanwhile,

King of Notmuch

Chocolate was envious.

Seeking retaliation, he

grabbed her bonbons

and sweet confections

and tossed them

into the moat . . . .

but they melted.

Queen ofAlot was

polishing her crown

when she learned

the diamonds were

fakes!! So she

Tossed them aside

and went looking

for the other

crown, which she

thought was real

, the crown from

the Crackerjack box.

Inside was a

an important message

that she felt

could be the

downfall of mankind

but not the

snoodelyoookers and piddelydoookers

that made her

second guess the

state ofthe union

(cheater!)

pacific railroad. Great

Caesar's Ghost! She

very nearly dropped

the nitroglycerin vile

she had hidden

beneath the blue

stinky suede shoes

in the back

or the car

The precious nitroglycerin

, however unadulterated, was

unstable and threatened

the lives of

everyone around. thus,

she moved very

(has any one read this thread from the begining through till the end????? its VERY FUNNY well done all)