eye of ra

especially feline worshippers

wearing nothing but

their birthday suits

and bow ties

Listen, said the

head honcho goatherder

the prophecy has

come to pass

and relief becomes

dayglo auras as

felines will inhabit

eternal pyramids emanating

the loveliest of

the blue hues

that engage your

mind and wallet.

Strolling upstairs, the

astonishingly sapient kitties

willowy as saplings,

ate a pizza

, drank Root Beer

played liar's poker,

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Dθzed θn Cushiθns


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while curled together.

When they awoke

they pondered their

navels and other

aspects of their

flexible, furry anatomy

Wow, you have

more stripes than

that zebra who

just walked by....

and more hair

than Benecio del Toro

(sorry I know that's four words)

(that funny dude)

who can't lick

for all his

bungling ways, his

knats, biting his

lip, he traipsed

around the observatory

debating his next

Netflix pick, as

dishes piled up

everywhere but the

floor. Then he

heard a loud

crash as dishes

hurled themselves violently

around the room

wondering what did

he next do

then started running

full throttle towards

a waiting taxi

that was completely

filled with bears

on their way

to visit pigs

wearing costumes that

would shame a

pole dancing possum

or a waltzing

weasel with worn

and tattered clothing

A green frog

would sport better

fine formal flippers

than Skipper, the

scapegoat who works

for the aquarium

(head fish psychologist)

, his moronic aides

Ajax and Arkadelphia,

found it prudent

to order lunch

at a vegan

diner, where there

were hot waitresses

owner prepared veggies

but, suprisingly, nothing

was fresh today

so they shouted,

"Who wants tacos?"

This food s*cks!!

"There are flies!"

and one of

them is my

stupid cousin, who

lives in Omaha

worships conor oberst

and practices voodoo

decided to try

the blueplate special

which wasn't even

on the menu

but was sitting

on the table

occupied by three

Sanjaya look alikes

one of which

filed his nails

and casually mentioned,

he was dating

my mother. Did

they know her?

At this time

in walks a

swaggering bandit raccoon

who'd been drinking

w-a-a-a-y too much

coffee with cream

he was hoppin'

and needed to

burn the dancefloor

all by himself

.The next morning.

he wasn't alone

am I dreaming...

or is this

bed very crowded?

"Y-e-e-e-s", said twelve

lactose intolerant elephants

all wanting rootbeer

went to A&W

ordered twelve tall

rootbeer icecream floats

On the way

to see Babar

I was startled

when the raccoon

whipped out a

whipped cream loaded

chocolate banana split

three feet wide

and some lactaid

to tempt the

monkeys and elephants

without causing gas

prices to rise

astronomically or to

cause exploding pachyderms

natural gas fallout

to developing countries

or to outerspace

or inner minds

Elephants and raccoons

,while transcendentally challenged,

are not inherently

unspiritual beings, nor

go without cravings

and fast on

Wednesday and Sunday

and bingo night

which is Fridays

reason, lactaid shortage

,and leap day

everything was connected

,we are the

the monkeys uncles

,the raccoons' babydaddies

the godparents of

possums, rodents, and

what are babydaddies?

Well, like babymamas

said the other

monkey to the

tinywiney little mouse

"Oh my! That's

circulating cats back

yard kitty cat

subcontracting for elephants

a work-at-home scam

catching mice and

selling the parts

on ebay for

gourmet snacks and

peanuts. Elephants sure

aren't financial geniuses

like raccoons, monkeys

,cats, possums, skunks

and various rodentia.

Large mammals normally

,silly when tired,

sit on tailgates

do better finacially

by gambling regularly

on two flies

unless of course

they're horse flies :eek:

which cheat at

almost anything that

requires true honesty

, and not being

upstanding, responsible citizens

the horseflies escaped

having absconded with

the horse ofcourse

leaving nothing but

rusty ol' shoes

giddyup they say

not maliciously, but

its round up

time in Texas

were we giddydown

the turnpike to

the mansion of

the big cheese

the one Mickey

brother of ChuckE

Cheese, pizza billionaire

Where did you

go, says Chuckie

I have been

stuff'n my mouth...

with stolen merchandise

Oh look over

there, aliens! Aliens!

where, delivering pizza?

at warp speed

(Crash!!!!) Someone wasn't

using defensive driving

nor wearing helmets

with fluroescent labels

and flashing lights

and a horn

, squeaking and blaring

scared the pigeon

out of his

favourite oak tree

and into the

lake with giant

squid and clams

swam and swam

dunked and dived

to a shore

littered with flotsam

and inhabited by

Project Runway contestants

and the wannabes

clams are fun

for other clams

but not for

calamity clammy clams

slowly sipping soup

and squirting it

through thier teeth

at the wannabes