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novagal
12-12-09, 03:09 PM
far away from

Addr68
12-12-09, 03:18 PM
the looking glass

chris1585
12-12-09, 03:20 PM
located at the

Addr68
12-12-09, 03:24 PM
house of cards

chips
12-12-09, 03:57 PM
Opening the door

tinywiney
12-12-09, 05:08 PM
to brighter futures

novagal
12-12-09, 05:12 PM
, rock star parking,

tinywiney
12-12-09, 05:14 PM
private jets, exotic

chips
12-12-09, 05:22 PM
locals with brightly

tinywiney
12-12-09, 05:35 PM
feathered headdresses, colorful

chips
12-12-09, 05:38 PM
jangling bracelets adorning

tinywiney
12-12-09, 05:40 PM
expressive wrists covered

chips
12-12-09, 05:41 PM
with mystical writings

tinywiney
12-12-09, 05:43 PM
and directions to

chips
12-12-09, 05:57 PM
the corner store

tinywiney
12-12-09, 06:07 PM
where specials on

chips
12-12-09, 06:21 PM
BBQ baked beans

tinywiney
12-12-09, 06:24 PM
are happening TODAY!!!!

novagal
12-12-09, 06:30 PM
I'm the luckiest

tinywiney
12-12-09, 06:32 PM
yokel round here

novagal
12-12-09, 06:48 PM
especially since Virgil

tinywiney
12-12-09, 06:51 PM
went to prison

CircularingCats
12-12-09, 08:57 PM
, Adam met Eve,

tinywiney
12-12-09, 09:39 PM
girls went wild,

Peripheral
12-12-09, 10:54 PM
boys became tame

tinywiney
12-12-09, 11:05 PM
indoor plumbing came

novagal
12-12-09, 11:13 PM
and then went.

tinywiney
12-12-09, 11:20 PM
Digging the latrine,

chips
12-12-09, 11:21 PM
they hit something

novagal
12-12-09, 11:24 PM
that looked like

tinywiney
12-12-09, 11:31 PM
an unknown material

chips
12-12-09, 11:48 PM
from the planet

tinywiney
12-12-09, 11:51 PM
one past Saturn

chips
12-13-09, 12:02 AM
to the right

tinywiney
12-13-09, 12:06 AM
of Jupiter and

chips
12-13-09, 12:15 AM
a hop over

tinywiney
12-13-09, 12:30 AM
Haley's Comet to

chips
12-13-09, 12:49 AM
the dark side

tinywiney
12-13-09, 01:07 AM
where everything's different

chips
12-13-09, 02:02 AM
and very, very

novagal
12-13-09, 02:08 AM
swiss cheese like

Addr68
12-13-09, 03:22 AM
welcome travelers said...

Peripheral
12-13-09, 05:55 AM
the talking doormat

Addr68
12-13-09, 10:30 AM
Stepping back laughing

tinywiney
12-13-09, 01:29 PM
,"Hail, jolly doormat!"

chips
12-13-09, 02:32 PM
We come in

Aledrell
12-13-09, 02:43 PM
search of the

Peripheral
12-13-09, 03:14 PM
the chilly draft

novagal
12-13-09, 03:21 PM
beer you serve

Peripheral
12-13-09, 03:25 PM
.Who is driving

novagal
12-13-09, 03:29 PM
because we're drinking

chips
12-13-09, 03:32 PM
out of beakers

Peripheral
12-13-09, 04:17 PM
really really big

novagal
12-13-09, 05:05 PM
humongous beakers that

chips
12-13-09, 05:08 PM
were made of

novagal
12-13-09, 05:11 PM
recycled tennis shoes

Peripheral
12-13-09, 05:29 PM
.Things got rowdy.

chips
12-13-09, 05:52 PM
Drinks got spilled

novagal
12-13-09, 05:53 PM
, clothes got lost,

Peripheral
12-13-09, 06:01 PM
Puked on Talkingdoormat

ZiggyFry
12-13-09, 09:38 PM
I did WHAT?

Sin.Ziggy.

Peripheral
12-13-09, 10:58 PM
"puked on me",

tinywiney
12-13-09, 11:08 PM
Ziggy doesn't remember

chips
12-14-09, 12:49 AM
Where did I

Addr68
12-14-09, 02:27 AM
leave my horse?

chips
12-14-09, 02:35 AM
My steed where

Peripheral
12-14-09, 08:44 AM
We Drove here,

Addr68
12-14-09, 01:24 PM
where is here?

tinywiney
12-14-09, 03:31 PM
It's existential chaos!

Addr68
12-14-09, 04:40 PM
standing in? out?

chips
12-14-09, 04:48 PM
but really where

novagal
12-14-09, 09:03 PM
is the bathroom?

chips
12-14-09, 09:13 PM
Down the hall

novagal
12-14-09, 10:44 PM
said the old

Addr68
12-14-09, 10:52 PM
hag, holding sign

novagal
12-14-09, 10:58 PM
-ups for basketball

Addr68
12-14-09, 11:01 PM
she jumps! *thonk*

novagal
12-14-09, 11:03 PM
The end. On

Addr68
12-14-09, 11:10 PM
the cat sat

chips
12-14-09, 11:18 PM
a big toad

novagal
12-14-09, 11:19 PM
wearing glasses that

Addr68
12-14-09, 11:21 PM
were bugged eyed

chips
12-14-09, 11:23 PM
and tinted orange

novagal
12-14-09, 11:26 PM
so that they

Addr68
12-14-09, 11:27 PM
see jiminy crickets

chips
12-14-09, 11:28 PM
jumping out of

Addr68
12-14-09, 11:30 PM
his blimey shorts

chips
12-14-09, 11:30 PM
and into the

novagal
12-14-09, 11:31 PM
great beyond on

chips
12-14-09, 11:32 PM
the 274th story

novagal
12-14-09, 11:34 PM
of that crazy

Addr68
12-14-09, 11:35 PM
......

chips
12-14-09, 11:37 PM
but highly inspiring

novagal
12-14-09, 11:39 PM
275 story office

Kiddder
12-14-09, 11:52 PM
and more floors

Kiddder
12-14-09, 11:53 PM
....um....office with {edited out about 6 extra words}

chips
12-15-09, 08:00 AM
furnished with mahogany

tinywiney
12-15-09, 01:34 PM
,Art Deco glass,

CircularingCats
12-15-09, 09:54 PM
, ugly shag rug,

Peripheral
12-15-09, 10:09 PM
, ugly shag rug,


with wine stains

tinywiney
12-15-09, 10:14 PM
,ground cracker crumbs,

Peripheral
12-15-09, 10:39 PM
,ground cracker crumbs,

and bed bugs

tinywiney
12-15-09, 10:42 PM
,fleas and ticks,

Peripheral
12-15-09, 11:06 PM
Snuffaluffagus and BigBird

CircularingCats
12-16-09, 01:15 AM
, Tom and Jerry,

tinywiney
12-16-09, 01:31 PM
Larry, Curly, Moe

CircularingCats
12-17-09, 09:56 PM
's hairs and clippings

meridian
12-17-09, 10:02 PM
suddenly blew away

CircularingCats
12-17-09, 10:23 PM
scattering across the

tinywiney
12-17-09, 10:34 PM
sprawling, noxious Metropolis

CircularingCats
12-18-09, 12:31 AM
the notorious grandaddy's

meadd823
12-18-09, 03:41 AM
pesticide guaranteed to

chips
12-18-09, 04:33 AM
eradicate annoyingly pesky

Bluerose
12-18-09, 07:17 AM
Squeaky little critters ……

tinywiney
12-18-09, 02:09 PM
and small children

CircularingCats
12-19-09, 02:14 AM
especially misbehaving ones

tinywiney
12-19-09, 02:24 AM
shopping at Walmart

CircularingCats
12-19-09, 02:29 AM
while Santa's there

tinywiney
12-19-09, 02:34 AM
drunk and disorderly

CircularingCats
12-19-09, 02:49 AM
or orderly sober

tinywiney
12-19-09, 02:52 AM
but not usually

CircularingCats
12-19-09, 03:00 AM
since Santas need

tinywiney
12-19-09, 12:06 PM
rocket fuel to

Peripheral
12-19-09, 10:47 PM
numb the pain

CircularingCats
12-20-09, 12:53 AM
and agony of

Peripheral
12-20-09, 03:18 AM
first degree burns

CircularingCats
12-20-09, 08:38 AM
from Rudolph's nose

Peripheral
12-20-09, 01:31 PM
way to bright

tinywiney
12-20-09, 03:24 PM
and 500 degrees

meridian
12-20-09, 04:48 PM
celsius, hotter than

tinywiney
12-20-09, 04:55 PM
a Texas sidewalk

chips
12-20-09, 05:28 PM
on a July

CircularingCats
12-20-09, 08:05 PM
's heat-wave day

Peripheral
12-20-09, 09:40 PM
.All the other

ToadysFroggy
12-20-09, 09:54 PM
states had snow

tinywiney
12-20-09, 11:26 PM
or acid rain

ToadysFroggy
12-20-09, 11:39 PM
from toxic clouds

tinywiney
12-20-09, 11:41 PM
green tinted fumey

Peripheral
12-21-09, 01:43 AM
reindeers used to

CircularingCats
12-21-09, 03:32 AM
cough and spit

ToadysFroggy
12-21-09, 09:02 AM
last night's supper

tinywiney
12-21-09, 04:14 PM
phlegm and unidentified

Peripheral
12-21-09, 09:33 PM
redhot reindeer nose

ToadysFroggy
12-21-09, 09:38 PM
sore from blowing

meridian
12-21-09, 09:48 PM
in the wind

ToadysFroggy
12-21-09, 09:49 PM
on the wings

CircularingCats
12-22-09, 09:41 PM
[(cont.)...in the wind....]

needed some Vaseline

ToadysFroggy
12-22-09, 09:52 PM
for chapped lips

CircularingCats
12-22-09, 10:03 PM
, a chapped nose,

ToadysFroggy
12-22-09, 10:10 PM
and dried-out eyelids!

Peripheral
12-22-09, 11:09 PM
Rudolph is causing

tinywiney
12-23-09, 12:34 AM
phlegm to fly

chips
12-23-09, 01:38 AM
in all directions

StoicNate
12-23-09, 02:21 AM
and land on

tinywiney
12-23-09, 10:07 AM
Santa's sickened elves

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 10:27 AM
Who were working

tinywiney
12-23-09, 10:46 AM
but mostly slacking

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 01:28 PM
at their computers

tinywiney
12-23-09, 04:40 PM
writing stories while

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 04:59 PM
everyone was expecting

tinywiney
12-23-09, 05:03 PM
toys cranked out

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 05:45 PM
instead, bizarre memoirs

tinywiney
12-23-09, 05:46 PM
written on dollies

CircularingCats
12-23-09, 07:38 PM
, snippets on candycanes

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 07:40 PM
written in hieroglyphics!

tinywiney
12-23-09, 07:41 PM
Deciphering the readable

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 07:48 PM
and finding out

CircularingCats
12-23-09, 07:57 PM
Santa's secretest secrets

tinywiney
12-23-09, 08:00 PM
ooh - la -la!!!!!

Peripheral
12-23-09, 08:08 PM
Rudolphs causing global-warming

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 08:10 PM
due to his

tinywiney
12-23-09, 08:25 PM
nightly methane emissions

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 08:40 PM
and horrible halotosis (sp?)

tinywiney
12-23-09, 08:57 PM
and grungy coat

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 09:04 PM
but next year

tinywiney
12-23-09, 09:05 PM
a clean new

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 09:12 PM
reindeer might replace

tinywiney
12-23-09, 09:13 PM
ripe, rumpled Rudolph

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 09:28 PM
. It will be

tinywiney
12-23-09, 09:31 PM
Gary the Glittering

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 10:07 PM
California Cow that

StoicNate
12-23-09, 10:13 PM
frolics in the

ToadysFroggy
12-23-09, 10:54 PM
back alleys of

tinywiney
12-23-09, 11:00 PM
East L.A.

StoicNate
12-23-09, 11:24 PM
where he's known

CircularingCats
12-23-09, 11:31 PM
, used in "pony"

tinywiney
12-23-09, 11:35 PM
ride 'em cowboy

CircularingCats
12-23-09, 11:55 PM
at farmers markets

tinywiney
12-23-09, 11:59 PM
and tractor pulls

Peripheral
12-24-09, 12:06 AM
.Good pulling Sleighs

CircularingCats
12-24-09, 12:07 AM
with giraffe partners

Peripheral
12-24-09, 12:09 AM
pulling in Africa.

tinywiney
12-24-09, 12:15 AM
On other continents

CircularingCats
12-24-09, 12:18 AM
jaguars and zebras

tinywiney
12-24-09, 12:22 AM
work in teams

Peripheral
12-24-09, 12:22 AM
.Polarbears and penguins

CircularingCats
12-24-09, 12:24 AM
are good partners

Peripheral
12-24-09, 12:26 AM
,work well together

tinywiney
12-24-09, 12:29 AM
and fraternize afterwards

Peripheral
12-24-09, 12:30 AM
.Then one foggy

CircularingCats
12-24-09, 12:33 AM
day Santa switches

tinywiney
12-24-09, 12:33 AM
San Francisco Christmas

Peripheral
12-24-09, 12:48 AM
To many hills,

CircularingCats
12-24-09, 12:49 AM
with N.Y.'s Macy

Peripheral
12-24-09, 12:52 AM
where cows find

CircularingCats
12-24-09, 12:53 AM
themselves lost among

tinywiney
12-24-09, 01:11 AM
throngs of tourists

CircularingCats
12-24-09, 01:13 AM
, with dung piled

tinywiney
12-24-09, 01:50 AM
knee deep on

CircularingCats
12-24-09, 01:56 AM
streets and sidewalks

tinywiney
12-24-09, 01:58 AM
keeping balloons grounded

CircularingCats
12-24-09, 02:06 AM
, stuck in muck

tinywiney
12-24-09, 02:08 AM
solidifying into cement

chips
12-24-09, 02:10 AM
but waiting patiently

tinywiney
12-24-09, 02:12 AM
for street cleaning

chips
12-24-09, 02:15 AM
to dust them

CircularingCats
12-24-09, 02:16 AM
with gases and

tinywiney
12-24-09, 02:17 AM
ultra poop scoops

chips
12-24-09, 02:19 AM
just in time

tinywiney
12-24-09, 02:24 AM
for New Years

chips
12-24-09, 02:25 AM
Eve. Wondering where

tinywiney
12-24-09, 02:29 AM
Cats went to

CircularingCats
12-24-09, 02:53 AM
unload her offerings (:D)

tinywiney
12-24-09, 12:20 PM
better than Santa's

ToadysFroggy
12-24-09, 02:56 PM
haphazard gift-dropping techniques

tinywiney
12-24-09, 05:28 PM
found on sidewalks

Peripheral
12-24-09, 08:34 PM
. Hard for milking

ToadysFroggy
12-24-09, 08:36 PM
and mooing incessantly!

Peripheral
12-24-09, 08:41 PM
Grass, Green, Grass

ToadysFroggy
12-24-09, 08:46 PM
Someone got arrested

Peripheral
12-24-09, 08:59 PM
grass is addictive

ToadysFroggy
12-24-09, 09:05 PM
so they thought

Peripheral
12-24-09, 09:11 PM
makes good milk

ToadysFroggy
12-24-09, 09:28 PM
in various flavors

Peripheral
12-24-09, 10:29 PM
.Santa moved to

Peripheral
12-24-09, 10:36 PM
the south pole

Peripheral
12-24-09, 10:37 PM
to get more

Peripheral
12-24-09, 10:38 PM
efficient delivery routes

ToadysFroggy
12-24-09, 10:40 PM
but got stopped

Peripheral
12-24-09, 10:42 PM
international buisness laws

ToadysFroggy
12-24-09, 10:44 PM
and immigration officers

Peripheral
12-24-09, 10:49 PM
After rudolph because

ToadysFroggy
12-24-09, 10:58 PM
his passport expired!

Peripheral
12-24-09, 11:02 PM
Ambushes where planned

CircularingCats
12-25-09, 02:32 AM
and immigration agents

Peripheral
12-25-09, 02:55 AM
fell asleep before

CircularingCats
12-25-09, 06:01 AM
fully carrying out

tinywiney
12-25-09, 12:53 PM
reindeer strip searches

Peripheral
12-25-09, 01:46 PM
.Santa had problems

tinywiney
12-25-09, 01:55 PM
with cavity searches