Something about stuffing

bread and contraband

(LOL) The cows quit.

, leaving Santa deeply

saddened, yet relieved

,not enough grass

not for Santa!

only the milk

gone with cows

thats why Santa

needs more calcium

.Rudolph with your

mental gymnastics, won't

leap so high

until new contracts

are negotiated and

spun into gold

.Xmas Bonuses Seperated

. No one expected

a cent's raise

elves cut 10 %

,no christmass vacations

,work New Years

work 365 days

while acting "pleasant"!

*Smiling* is required

and YES ma'am

(especially, "Yes, sir!")

. Elves tried unionizing

as reindeer previously

had unsuccessfully attempted

.Christmas was over

elves were toast

for the next

year santa planned

stringent cutbacks in

petroleum based toys

and radioactive trinkets

affectionately known as

"Biohazards R Us"

, the young's attractions

to dangerous playthings

was not really...

well appreciated by

the mother hens

that mothers tend

along with goats

, pigs, and ostriches

in lavish homes

with corrals indoors

with livestock jacuzzis

offering bovine pedicures

and feather styling

by Nick Arroyo (from what not to wear)

who ADORES livestock

preferably those with

drop dead style

and cooperative fur

for trendy looks

for any occasion!

Blonde is YOU

when other colors

make livestock drab

and very unattractive!

Cattle are absolutely

, flawlessly fashionmongers, setting

Angus Beef trendiness

Happy New Year

you too, Funnyhead!

angusbeefs resolution is

to design form-fitting

tie dyed singlet

with revealing holes

for steaklike flashes

and magnum look

that always shimmers

and shows off

all the wrong

non assets, like

udders, tails and

bovine plumber's derriere

QVC was discounting

Victoria's Barnyard lingerie

because Nordstroms rejected

the entire collection

Their reasons were:

cattle are not

high-end consumers!

Not Nordstrom's demographic

of those who

shop religiously whenever

money is free-flowing!

Even when it

should be saved!

"Bovines Prohibited On...

every single department!"

"NO Cattle In..."

the dressing rooms,

"OR Public Restrooms!"

Bovines boycotted all

offending retailers in

every country that

practices cattle banning

Starting today, cows

will start sewing

for cows only,

where they never...

will be seen

in upscale retail

stores, and amongst

elitist yuppie ladies

and mild mannered...

salesmen and shoplifters

, only with belching,

unsophisticated but well-dressed

"farm" and "zoo"

creatures who want

nothing but fun

-- dancing all day

..in the noon...

and at sunset

-- and into dreamland

to orchestral arrangements

soaring herself magically

upstairs and down

like "Petra" Pan

in Tinkerbell's frock

. Instantly she darted

up the wall

to survey the

the pulsing herd

of carnivorous cats

batting catnip delights

but relishing Petra

with gleaming eyes

, creating a salivating

circle of feline

go-getters, who

stop at nothing

, especially fairy dust

when enticed by

the possibility of

catnip fairy dust

pink and shiny...

, glittery ... and deadly.

Upon a mattress

bedbugs partied heartily

until they wore

their dancing shoes

on their heads

then came trouble

As the purple…..

panty clad poet

exploded upon hearing

rapping bedbugs quoting

Shakespeare while juggling

crumpets and jam

and spouting obscenities

at Tiny's mother ( just kidding tiny)

covered her ears...........

skin feeling rythem

and blues while

swaying, like two

in harmony with

the musical universe

embrassed, smoothly moving

like electric eels

swimming in the

nuclear charged river

Glowing they were

glowing glowing glowing

and crackling electrically

,it was shocking

, if you're swimming

without earthed gumboots

,static proof swimsuit

in fashionable colors

of mismatched socks

and gaudy ties

Worn on shirts

Missing a button

but fashionably worn!

so he ate

drippy yellow mustard

from a tub

with a puttyknife

"Better with ketchup!"

on almost anything

For any reason

but then suddenly

Shots rang out!

Food went flying!

Everyone scarpered into

tall trees or

the tiny caves

where miniature predators

with poisonous blow

tried gnawing at

stones. But then

in the distance

galloped the cavalry

trumpets blaring loudly

guns a blazin'

hearts a poundin'

eyes on fire

static shields on

fighting electrical impulses

methelphenidate helped tremendously

in cavalry focus

reading, writing, shooting

and appetite suppression

for no reason

what so ever

.Lots of rocks

He decided he

would gallop. Mustering

bucketloads of enthusiasm

for his journey

into parallel universes

whilst browsing forums

,darning his socks,

and leading cavalries.

With tornadoes approaching

,whiny NTs crybabying

'cause we saddle

up the goats

who ate all

the chocolate loads

imported from Belgium

and other classy

chocolate marketeers. Immediately

upon their arrival,

they left. So

We shot targeted

saturday morning cartoons

with super soakers

and laughed hilariously.

While comtemplating what..

to put peanut . . .

butter on for

;ahha lets throw

marbles at postmen

and look how

peanuty marbles stick

to their calves!

It they see

a dog heading

east on dogskates

(okay dog skates probably isn't one word, actually it's likely not a word at all, but for the sake of keeping within the three word confines....well I'm sure you understand)

prowling for mailperson

snouts on alert