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Song of Mercy
03-13-10, 02:18 PM
they'll eat cabbage

tinywiney
03-13-10, 02:27 PM
instead of kibble

Addr68
03-13-10, 06:09 PM
With puppy eyes

Song of Mercy
03-13-10, 06:40 PM
harboring mailperson malice.

Addr68
03-13-10, 07:02 PM
With mad dash

ADHDTigger
03-13-10, 08:18 PM
and sodden underwear

novagal
03-13-10, 08:56 PM
that needs changing,

Song of Mercy
03-13-10, 09:09 PM
they reply "holistically...

novagal
03-13-10, 09:13 PM
speaking you're a

meadd823
03-13-10, 09:13 PM
where's the scoop

tinywiney
03-13-10, 09:17 PM
(NOT for icecream!)

meridian
03-13-10, 10:42 PM
I love icecream!

ADHDTigger
03-13-10, 10:46 PM
with chocolate sauce

Song of Mercy
03-13-10, 11:01 PM
covered napkins over

tinywiney
03-13-10, 11:47 PM
chewed up crusts

Song of Mercy
03-14-10, 12:11 AM
and soggy sprinkes.

Addr68
03-14-10, 08:08 AM
Look! A platypus!

Bluerose
03-14-10, 09:04 AM
And it's green!!

meridian
03-14-10, 10:59 AM
Aren't They All?

novagal
03-14-10, 11:01 AM
Meanwhile, back at

meridian
03-14-10, 01:28 PM
the Bunny Ranch

Bluerose
03-14-10, 01:49 PM
it was easter..

tinywiney
03-14-10, 03:03 PM
and they're HOPPING

Song of Mercy
03-14-10, 05:12 PM
into mustard palaces

tinywiney
03-14-10, 05:14 PM
tracking yellow gunk

meridian
03-14-10, 06:09 PM
all over Nevada

Song of Mercy
03-14-10, 06:11 PM
Desert landscapes. Foolishly,

tinywiney
03-14-10, 06:21 PM
nothing really stays

Addr68
03-14-10, 07:20 PM
for a hour

Bluerose
03-14-10, 09:27 PM
but they always...

novagal
03-14-10, 10:16 PM
iron their underwear

mrs. dobbs
03-14-10, 10:18 PM
before setting sail

tinywiney
03-14-10, 10:22 PM
in oily seas

novagal
03-14-10, 10:24 PM
of salad dressing

tinywiney
03-14-10, 10:25 PM
creamy Caesar maybe

novagal
03-14-10, 10:27 PM
or green goddess

tinywiney
03-14-10, 10:30 PM
which looks like

novagal
03-14-10, 10:56 PM
Linda Blair's hurlage (prounounced hur-LAH-zh)

tinywiney
03-14-10, 11:05 PM
don't fall in

meridian
03-15-10, 12:42 AM
do come out

Song of Mercy
03-15-10, 03:25 AM
and most importantly

Bluerose
03-15-10, 07:47 AM
... shake it about!!

chips
03-15-10, 08:17 AM
From the left

Addr68
03-15-10, 09:29 AM
side stepping crabs

tinywiney
03-15-10, 02:02 PM
bend down low

Song of Mercy
03-15-10, 02:50 PM
where tulips grow

tinywiney
03-15-10, 04:25 PM
smell the flowers

SB_UK
03-15-10, 04:38 PM
touch their toes,

novagal
03-15-10, 04:38 PM
when Simon says

SB_UK
03-15-10, 04:41 PM
from down below

Song of Mercy
03-15-10, 04:55 PM
first trumpet over

novagal
03-15-10, 04:59 PM
ho ho ho!

Song of Mercy
03-15-10, 05:01 PM
She said discovering...

novagal
03-15-10, 05:02 PM
all that glitters

SB_UK
03-15-10, 05:06 PM
with eyes closed

tinywiney
03-15-10, 05:15 PM
minds all a-sparkle

novagal
03-15-10, 05:23 PM
knees all a-glow

tinywiney
03-15-10, 05:33 PM
toes all a-twinkle

novagal
03-15-10, 09:18 PM
with duct tape.

Addr68
03-15-10, 09:50 PM
Thumping and bouncing

tinywiney
03-16-10, 01:01 AM
in Jackrabbit shoes

Song of Mercy
03-16-10, 01:17 AM
that sink allegorically

tinywiney
03-16-10, 01:24 AM
in squishy phrases

novagal
03-16-10, 02:32 AM
,debutantes in jail

Addr68
03-16-10, 07:42 AM
wearing the latest

tinywiney
03-16-10, 12:36 PM
balls and chains

CircularingCats
03-16-10, 03:31 PM
, neon jail pajamas

novagal
03-16-10, 03:40 PM
, little red beanies

SB_UK
03-16-10, 03:49 PM
dreaming sweet dreamies

tinywiney
03-16-10, 06:12 PM
in jailbird tiaras

ADHDTigger
03-16-10, 08:53 PM
fixing their makeup

tinywiney
03-16-10, 09:05 PM
applying false eyelashes

novagal
03-16-10, 09:10 PM
getting botox injections

ADHDTigger
03-16-10, 09:11 PM
and liposuction too!

novagal
03-16-10, 09:18 PM
Visions of loveliness

Song of Mercy
03-16-10, 10:40 PM
after fixing lumpiness

meridian
03-16-10, 11:12 PM
singing mercy! Lawdylawdy!

tinywiney
03-16-10, 11:17 PM
"Daddy, gimme cash"

meridian
03-16-10, 11:30 PM
money money honey!

tinywiney
03-16-10, 11:34 PM
"Da-a-a-d-e-e-e....pul-e-e-e-e-ze? Da-a-a-de-e-e-y?"

ADHDTigger
03-17-10, 03:02 AM
Shut up! Whiner...

Asylum
03-17-10, 07:23 AM
'.......or getta shiner!'

Addr68
03-17-10, 08:05 AM
Charming the guards...

chips
03-17-10, 08:08 AM
with a flash

Asylum
03-17-10, 08:16 AM
of her diamond. . .

chips
03-17-10, 08:29 AM
toe ring it

Addr68
03-17-10, 09:17 AM
does the trick!

meridian
03-17-10, 11:34 AM
When Saturn eclipsed

tinywiney
03-17-10, 11:53 AM
my front teeth

novagal
03-17-10, 01:50 PM
turned puce along

ADHDTigger
03-17-10, 04:01 PM
with his hair

letsrockit
03-17-10, 04:07 PM
turning blue and

meridian
03-17-10, 06:14 PM
turning blue again

SB_UK
03-17-10, 06:26 PM
, she turned blue

novagal
03-17-10, 06:30 PM
at the thought

tinywiney
03-18-10, 12:10 AM
of women's prison

meridian
03-18-10, 12:50 AM
and the blues

tinywiney
03-18-10, 12:57 AM
and the pinkos

novagal
03-18-10, 01:58 AM
all going green

chips
03-18-10, 03:44 AM
with pink spots

novagal
03-18-10, 10:32 AM
on their handcuffs.

Addr68
03-18-10, 10:39 AM
*wink* Pretty please...

novagal
03-18-10, 10:43 AM
whined the shopaholic

tinywiney
03-18-10, 11:39 AM
as she shoplifted

novagal
03-18-10, 12:06 PM
various and sundry

tinywiney
03-18-10, 12:33 PM
baubles and blingies

ADHDTigger
03-18-10, 07:08 PM
and dangly bits

tinywiney
03-18-10, 07:53 PM
of shredded wheat

novagal
03-18-10, 08:41 PM
encrusted earrings whilst

tinywiney
03-18-10, 10:49 PM
daintily nibbling tiny

novagal
03-19-10, 12:26 AM
ears of corn.

Song of Mercy
03-19-10, 12:53 AM
Amazingly they only

SB_UK
03-19-10, 10:44 AM
looked like ears

tinywiney
03-19-10, 01:49 PM
but were really

SB_UK
03-19-10, 01:57 PM
tears of prawns

tinywiney
03-19-10, 04:52 PM
,cocktail sauce induced

Song of Mercy
03-19-10, 09:47 PM
and fully mature

meridian
03-20-10, 12:30 AM
so very ripe

tinywiney
03-20-10, 01:10 AM
ready for harvest

novagal
03-20-10, 01:46 AM
and very nummy

SB_UK
03-20-10, 03:42 AM
when administered topically

Addr68
03-20-10, 07:20 AM
decided to buy

meridian
03-20-10, 08:17 AM
another digital camera

Addr68
03-20-10, 08:25 AM
blimey, snapping shutters!

Song of Mercy
03-20-10, 08:33 AM
Alright mate, smile!

chips
03-20-10, 09:28 AM
May I have

novagal
03-20-10, 11:04 AM
another? Said the

Song of Mercy
03-20-10, 11:24 AM
the mountaineering bluejay

Asylum
03-20-10, 11:35 AM
who was dressed

novagal
03-20-10, 11:35 AM
wearing glacier boots

SB_UK
03-20-10, 11:39 AM
and nothing else

novagal
03-20-10, 11:46 AM
but a smile

SB_UK
03-20-10, 12:48 PM
to cover his

novagal
03-20-10, 12:52 PM
rent. He figured

Song of Mercy
03-20-10, 12:55 PM
mounted on sandals!

tinywiney
03-20-10, 01:26 PM
Looking around suspiciously

novagal
03-20-10, 01:41 PM
with furtive glances

tinywiney
03-20-10, 01:49 PM
,beady little eyes

novagal
03-20-10, 02:53 PM
and forked tongue

SB_UK
03-20-10, 03:04 PM
- dirty lying bookworm

Addr68
03-20-10, 05:28 PM
turned blood sucking

meridian
03-20-10, 07:47 PM
Vampires! Sexy vampires!

tinywiney
03-20-10, 07:54 PM
Roaming urban parasites

novagal
03-21-10, 12:26 AM
concealing their laptops

Addr68
03-21-10, 09:12 AM
while dreaming of

meridian
03-21-10, 09:13 AM
Sexy Sexy Werewolves

Addr68
03-21-10, 09:20 AM
dancing under moonlit

Retromancer
03-21-10, 09:27 AM
Installment plan death.

meridian
03-21-10, 09:42 AM
Behold! And Lo!

tinywiney
03-21-10, 05:28 PM
It's Meridian! However

Addr68
03-21-10, 07:41 PM
under full moon...

tinywiney
03-21-10, 07:45 PM
hair grows fast

novagal
03-22-10, 01:33 AM
when shampooing with

Addr68
03-22-10, 09:31 AM
Trublood type A+

tinywiney
03-22-10, 12:43 PM
color enhancing werewolve's

meridian
03-22-10, 01:37 PM
teeny tiny weenies


(sorry!) :D

tinywiney
03-22-10, 02:17 PM
little smokies, indeed

Addr68
03-22-10, 04:29 PM
come in nice

tinywiney
03-22-10, 04:40 PM
for carnivores maybe

SB_UK
03-24-10, 04:05 PM
or maybe not

tinywiney
03-24-10, 04:33 PM
makes OK catfood

SB_UK
03-24-10, 04:44 PM
if your cat

tinywiney
03-24-10, 04:50 PM
enjoys canine bodyparts

Addr68
03-24-10, 06:59 PM
made from carney's

tinywiney
03-24-10, 07:11 PM
dog leg casserole

Addr68
03-24-10, 07:23 PM
Cat tail funnel cake

tinywiney
03-24-10, 11:11 PM
fried pug tails

novagal
03-25-10, 01:02 AM
and head cheese.

SB_UK
03-25-10, 03:33 PM
- the big cheese

novagal
03-25-10, 03:42 PM
, Cheesy McCheeserson and

meridian
03-25-10, 04:39 PM
catfish ain't expensive

tinywiney
03-25-10, 04:41 PM
or meat "byproducts"

SB_UK
03-25-10, 05:27 PM
quite liked cheese,

tinywiney
03-25-10, 10:05 PM
the spraycan kind

Addr68
03-25-10, 10:40 PM
right into mouth!

tinywiney
03-25-10, 10:50 PM
Gulping it down,

novagal
03-25-10, 11:01 PM
chug-a-lug

tinywiney
03-25-10, 11:13 PM
followed by rootbeer

novagal
03-25-10, 11:29 PM
mugs full of

Addr68
03-26-10, 09:30 AM
enticing fascinating bubbles

chips
03-26-10, 09:37 AM
that tickled hairs

meridian
03-26-10, 11:27 AM
on every body

Addr68
03-26-10, 11:39 AM
's tiny toes

tinywiney
03-26-10, 01:40 PM
and in between

meridian
03-26-10, 03:43 PM
their double noses

SB_UK
03-26-10, 03:48 PM
a magical doorway

tinywiney
03-26-10, 04:32 PM
into nasal passages

SB_UK
03-26-10, 07:01 PM
irrigated by boogermen

meridian
03-26-10, 07:39 PM
breathe right strips

Addr68
03-26-10, 08:45 PM
nightmares gallop in

novagal
03-26-10, 09:47 PM
wielding snot rags

Addr68
03-27-10, 08:31 AM
sitting on saddle

tinywiney
03-27-10, 10:14 AM
backwards, eating hot

Addr68
03-27-10, 10:16 AM
tamales and Yodeling :p

tinywiney
03-27-10, 10:23 AM
,waking up local

novagal
03-27-10, 10:27 AM
otorhinolaryngologists from their

tinywiney
03-27-10, 10:29 AM
cozy little bunkbeds

novagal
03-27-10, 10:32 AM
, shocking the bejeezus

tinywiney
03-27-10, 10:36 AM
out of libidinous

meridian
03-27-10, 05:57 PM
horny ornithologists when

novagal
03-27-10, 06:34 PM
an exciting andrologist

tinywiney
03-27-10, 09:10 PM
tore off his

Song of Mercy
03-27-10, 10:09 PM
sleeves to tourniquet

tinywiney
03-27-10, 10:33 PM
leaking limbs on

meridian
03-27-10, 10:38 PM
the white carpet

novagal
03-27-10, 11:10 PM
. "Ewwww!" Whined the

meridian
03-27-10, 11:16 PM
young, handsome and

tinywiney
03-28-10, 01:15 AM
chiseled profile neurosurgeon

Addr68
03-28-10, 06:32 AM
licking his chops

tinywiney
03-28-10, 12:10 PM
,looking for mustard

novagal
03-28-10, 12:24 PM
and pepperoncinis to

tinywiney
03-28-10, 12:32 PM
garnish this feast

Addr68
03-28-10, 06:49 PM
bone marrow sucked

meridian
03-28-10, 08:43 PM
the diners sang

tinywiney
03-28-10, 11:39 PM
the mariachis played

meridian
03-28-10, 11:59 PM
out of tune

tinywiney
03-29-10, 12:04 AM
hip hop classics

SB_UK
03-29-10, 07:29 AM
whilst peering voluminously

meridian
03-29-10, 09:13 AM
performing ocular reconnaissance

tinywiney
03-29-10, 10:21 AM
with X-ray vision

meridian
03-29-10, 10:40 AM
and G-man handcuffs

tinywiney
03-29-10, 10:48 AM
,GI Joe's wardrobe

SB_UK
03-29-10, 04:00 PM
'synchronized' flying overhead

tinywiney
03-30-10, 01:35 AM
,wing walking weinies

Addr68
03-30-10, 06:12 AM
eating their weiners (meaning weining *hotdogs*) :p

SB_UK
03-30-10, 08:35 AM
weeny winos whinging

novagal
03-30-10, 10:19 AM
about Oscar Mayer's

meridian
03-30-10, 10:38 AM
great grandson John

SB_UK
03-30-10, 10:58 AM
whose gender changed

tinywiney
03-30-10, 12:02 PM
became Joyce Meyer

novagal
03-30-10, 12:46 PM
, Lothar Meyer's niece

tinywiney
03-30-10, 12:59 PM
well known for

SB_UK
03-30-10, 01:03 PM
changing her gender

novagal
03-30-10, 01:09 PM
and her underwear

tinywiney
03-30-10, 01:13 PM
at inopportune times

novagal
03-30-10, 01:14 PM
like the time

tinywiney
03-30-10, 01:27 PM
the parade started

SB_UK
03-30-10, 04:24 PM
... well ... ... ... by the

meridian
03-30-10, 05:39 PM
time she changed

novagal
03-30-10, 06:51 PM
,the Grand Marshall

meridian
03-30-10, 09:52 PM
stack of amplifiers

tinywiney
03-30-10, 11:07 PM
roared to life

Song of Mercy
03-31-10, 12:25 AM
in raucous applause!

meridian
03-31-10, 01:03 AM
Meanwhile I'm still

novagal
03-31-10, 02:17 AM
bitter about my

Song of Mercy
03-31-10, 03:40 AM
fingernail sharpening accident

SB_UK
03-31-10, 04:33 AM
after scratching my

croweater
03-31-10, 04:56 AM
dog's ear with

SB_UK
03-31-10, 08:18 AM
rubber fingernail covers

meridian
03-31-10, 09:36 AM
with individual toes