the dentist said

oil change due

oil change due
pass the gue

air up tires

see me rollin'

gold teeth chattering

air under tongue

also in head

spinning outta control

round and round

close suck emplode

into the wormhole.

dark and dank...

Rocky and Bullwinkle

under the tank...

flat as roadkill

They got up...

flat but fab

and went over...

to Dairy Queen

ordered a blizzard...

from waitress Wanda

who wore spandex.

Bending over, Wanda

showed her booty

to fry cooks

and left nothing..

but burning eyes

Her spandex ripped

fry cooks swooned

taking a sip

of thawing blizzard

the straw cracked

the building shook

Off her took

(kids don't look!)

open the book

turn to page

16 to find...

Wanda's secret exploits

a nude picture

involving Hunger Busters

hungry for love

fast food too

picking up shoes

with men inside

sniffing up glue

and sealing nasal

snausages inhaled briskly

makes them sneeze....

spreading virulent particles

throughout the atmosphere..

and even beyond...

Causing a mist…..

to aspirate around

influenza, anthrax, and norovirus

the scientists arrived...

rubbing their chins

until one said...

I think I'm..........

in love with..

you Martha. Will...

you mate with..

another species to

inseminate your genes...

And make beautiful.....

...and curiously enhanced....

talking panda bears.

It came to pass...

once while looking...

into futuristic outcomes

into futuristic outcomes

the world determined...

that lunchtime is

Best with food

and a little

Popeye cigarette with

oily olive essence

Sweet pea and...

Alice the Goon

went skoochin along

over the rainbow

singing with birds.

Tweedle-ee, deedle-ee, dee

until a panda...

beset by rage

started fooling with...

bio-chemical warfare.

After Armageddon's done

I'm a gigolo

Tuesday through Thursday

singing karaoke at

ladies' night dives

introducing a new

expanded repertoire featuring

Classical Jazz Techno

smothered in caramel

Inviting ladie's tongues

to explore vicarious

open-mouthed bop trots

with flashing lights

and buzzing beeps

,big booming bass

and booming lass

quaking in her

plaid hiking boots

and gold spandex

with a thong

of leopard print

She shakes booty:p

to hypnotize guys

then they all

fall on knees

eyes rolling heavenward

kissing buttcheeks together

while angry womenfolk

watched with misunderstanding

But the custom

continued long after

the dog barked

in warning of

a new leadership.

The following day.....

the kangaroo said. . . .

"Good morning, World!....."
(next person continues the quote, please.)

"Is everybody insane?"

"Why? Are you?"

"Why, of course!"

"So, what now?"

"I'm not sure!"

Out of nowhere,

came the answer!!

Straitjacket toting professionals

marched angrily along

and took Tinywiney

kicking and screaming

To the Governator.

Having never seen

ADD women before

he looked aghast

but also intrigued

What lay ahead

promised to be

an adventure like

nothing ever before

except maybe when

he found those

balls of flaming

hot chilli chicken

Harrold did that

yes, for real

lost the thread

,found the needle

in the haystack

Sewed a bonnet

whilst being absolutely

silent on other

important but prickly

issues. Baby snuggled

,mommy sang softly

whilst storms raged

whilst storms raged
and father snored.

while watching television

the mother learned

about invading aliens

and their desire

to conquer Cleveland

for some reason.

Looks easy maybe

but the tough

Cleveland locals aren't

about to take

no alien thuggery

so instead they...

rally the troops

and head off

wielding flaming torches

for that tattoo

that identifies enemy

so blissfully happy

AM I REAL? hahahaha, that's 3 words!

Quite possibly, but

I may disappear.

It does happen

to everybody who

travels through parallel

universes, know this:

Take a map.

prepare your mind

know your limits

Don't forget chocolate!

or your towel!

Call your mom

let her know

you luv her

but need cash

but then onto...

the next bus

or you're late
(for...)

for charm school

after you've just

shrieked, "He's back!!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek: (hi, Esh!:D)

full of beans. XXXD

Strolling in confidently

heads up high

Eshkaron's Engine radiates

bloody hot stuff

tantalizing elusive Lilith

into his bed

then the wife

the three then...

the cops come

and he comes

the cops leave

after having tried

wrenching apart the

refrigerator and icebox

looking for Popsicles

cops with pops :D(sure conjuers up a funny image)

:( but he's gone.

Wait! What? WHAT?

They're back!!! Why???

To confound us!

confound us with..........

repetitive droning jargon

speaking new languages

fooling no one

especially us, the

most ADDmirable people

hyperfocusing while dancing

prancing like gypsies

sexy as hell

shagging the ladies

Yes, Eshkaron's back!

And Lilith too

All together right................

1-2-3....

...and ready for

pre season football

The losers are......

football haters, period.

Early mornings in

Little Big Planet

green gold and.............

purple, of course

with high hopes

of better tomorrows

and broader horizons

and bluer skies

And hotter chicks

and lotsa licks