Me again lol


Then suddenly a

beautiful woman walked……

with grace and

balancing pepperoni pizzas

and polish sausage

Party was on!

we singing along

raising beer steins

… in beautiful Berlin…..

where the guys

are telling jokes

and lighting smokes

throwing around girls

hairbrushes and makeup

giggling like hyenas

kissing like Xena

Not forgetting Gabriel……….

who loves trumpets

also plays sax

has a staff..........

and big laughs

at the expense

of those cops

with the nerve

to stop humps

from forming on

lymphatic systems and

knees and elbows

They prefer smooth

soft moist silky...........

full round sausages

That's right! Sausages!

Covered in mustard

full of flavor

pint of beer

which is GUINNESS

it's really stout

and clouded about

but rich and

full of nutrition

antioxidants for maximum

brain stimulating properties

for thoughtful exchanges

and beautiful rearranges

Life's meaning enhanced

making one prance

and salsa dance

and looking askance.

Buttering her bread,

..on both sides......

She looks fondly

toward muscle mania

all blue and...........

completely a muse

inspiring many a

muscle man pose

rippling and glistening

while Lucinda contemplates

.How do they

fly without wings

.Crash!!!They Don't

Yeah - that gravity

... the scientist points...

"picking off wings...

is my hypothesis

and I'm right...

The Bug Agreed

turning counterclockwise said, "....

how do I..."

get scientist back.

"Scientist ain't here..."

YOU! Your Scientist!!!

Revenge was brewing

No I'm not

said the scientist

"yes you are "

said the bug.

"no i'm not"

,said the scientist

, Yes you are,

Said the Bug..

"yes I am"

,said the scientist.

No, Your Not.

,,Said the bug..

NO I'm Not.

said the scientist...

Supper was ready.

Bug poisoned food.

Bug got squashed

adding bounteous flavors

to exotic dishes

Said the scientist!!!!!!

Meanwhile, in the

with big eyes

sat a huge

Potatoe , and Peeling-station

ripe for peeling

Mr. Potato Head

sat with his

book of wisdom

and read that

potatoes have eyes

that see future

visions in the

clear reflecting pool

I peed in

I peed in

Cameras recorded BouCoupDinky

stealing Twinkies from

innocent crying toddlers

at point blank

length and running

backwards while guzzling

diet super starch

and Metamucil popsicles

resulting in a

stupendous montezumas revenge.

stop and rash.

Afterward, I found

that Charmin really

soft and absorbent

for the price

for the price

Recycled, Is thin

that's not good

which is weird

but so's life

No! Bad Recycling

make something else

don't blame me

vote for esh

I will! Will...

make no sense

sits on a fence

Three Four Difference

12 oclock rock

...a pear treeeeeeeeee.

For pear haters,

Nobody Hates Pears!!!!

Said eighty bears

except pineapple lobbyists

and eager hobbyists

Sonny and Cher

caught a snare

drum under sum

scum bum that

guzzles cheap rum

outof a drum

while chewing gum

and having fun

parrap papa pum

me and my

nun gotta try

little drummer boy

on the violin

with death metal

rooster beltin' it :cool:

__/Death Metal RoosteR\___
/________________________________________________\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM

and stage diving

into chicken coop

with his harem

of fluttery females

peddling their quite

Free Range Unicycles

in the moshpit

of Old MacDonald's

had a farm

song that Death

would shudder to

hear sung by

three tenor roosters

jammin' on banjos

and beltin' out

stairway to heaven

and other classics

written by zombie

farm critters who

might be MacNuggets

battered and fried

in the near

by tree house

where poisonous snakes

canoodled in corners

full of mice

lived happily ever

driving small yellow

******* ******* *******

What he said.

So in conclusion,

there isn't one :D

because the previous :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

post got censored

it wasn't me....

So in conclusion,

there isn't one :D

because the previous:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Sorry about that, avjgirsijdhtjhs! I meant "no conclusion to the story" since it never ends. :o

Nothing got edited. I was joking with all the :mad:'s. I'm glad you're sorry.

So in conclusion,

ready set go

we're going again :eek:

Stop! Kidding! GO!

my 2 cents

is money spent

,got any change?

How about credit

got the chip?

a dollar-fifty extra.

for fiddy cent :)

http://oi53.tinypic.com/2vvosgi.jpg

which isn't much

a little crutch

times are tough

eating at trough

Chinny chin chin

rin tin tin :)

http://oi51.tinypic.com/fa1xm8.jpg

Yaba Daba Doo

dont you wish...

you hadda dish

with omega 3

shelled hemp seeds

and tiny yellow

... then everyone died.

and they lived

And Omega 6

and omega 9

required amino acids

complete protein source

55 g serving

in a tasty

turbo charged smoothie

from hell. Meanwhile,

Satan splendidly sipped

grounded, roasted, smelly

hellishly hot red

coffee just as

the orange king

fired his butler

who never remembered

where he put

items, because he

had ADD/PHD/NHL, a condition

had ADD/PHD/NHL, a condition

What is PHD/NHL?

What is PHD/NHL?

Dude, roll with it--I'm making s*** up. :D
Turn it into whatever you want. ;)

had ADD/PHD/NHL, a condition

that educated hockeyists

Doctor NHL, slipped

on Attention Puck

and advanced degrees

of flame retardant

spandex infused polyester

with Hobbits weaved

durable Krotch protection

for Canadian athletes

So pay attention

"pay the heck...

(i typed the above part of this post in all caps, but it keeps reverting to lower case)

attention!!! Danger!!! Danger!!!!