Look Out!!! OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turn off the.....

Ladies and Gentlemen

please leave the...

toilet seat up

in the bathroom

So that we

puke our guts

up while smelling

barbecued monkey meat

Licking Dirty Ashtrays

for reasons unknown

has similar effects.

In other news,

stocks closed higher

governments on fire

and pain is

, bread in French.

french bread is

best eaten with

garlic butter and

a garnish of

of tarnishes please:p

for silver cutlery

with dainty china

, bread in French.

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in a shop :)

with purple curtains

and a bull :cool:

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Ole said the

Bearded proprietor beckoning

at the door

Ole! Ole! Ole!

"Come on in"

O Ole! Ole!

"Look out for..."

Old Yellow Jellow

Jacks gone mellow

"and the bull." :cool:

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charged the fellow

out the china

Shop, Ole! Ole!

Nothing was broken

not yet anyway

"What about now?"

The bull stomped

on my watermelon . . .

but missed the

rare shinny pink. . .

painted toenails of

Dad's best friend

who was a

matador by trade

famed for his....

cool snowflake collection

in his daughter's

Hello Kitty lunchbox

Til the Bull

shuffled on over

to a walmart

Hello Kitty Lunchboxes

contain pink sandwiches.

With blue milk

and lavender Cheetos

was on sale

at Bill's Gas

and Nail Salon

where CHUDs spend

their hard earned

Bread and butter

and beans & bullets

at a 'circle K'

padding post counts

like I do

with all the

ferocity of a

lost internet geek

with hyperactive fingers

blazing across keys

like a redhot

grandma riding a

John Deere mower

wearing lowcut swimwear !!:o

until it's caught

by a bass

playing the bass

sorta like this

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Then the turkey

self basted in

the back room

where the kingpin

was playing with

the unwashed laundry

..that was not....

smelling too good

because of skidmarks

and food chunks

"We need bleach!!!!"

cried the huge

laundress to the

men in white

straitjackets and helmets

Pop, pop, pop!!!

"What's that popping????"

Why it's FH!

(E? Geronimoo?)

Geronimoo's bubble wrap

could transport people

to Galaxy M-755

to wonderful new.........

adventures while doodling

on etcha sketch

and Wooly Willy

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was a worm

warm fun. Snuggly!

Wuggly, guzzly, fugly

and beautimous! Each

its own personality.

It's own set of

rules to ignore

whenever you feel

hot pavement threatening.

But, on Neptune

shimmering clown sharks

save dehydrated worms

from choking on

tiny plastic parts

of tiny people's

teeny tiny tv's.

And big remotes.

Meanwhile, their antennae

are skinnny long

iridescent green and

covered with hair

and color televisions

coated in syrupy

lavender axle grease

up to the

balls of the

local pawn shop

where a strident

argument between members

of secret society

dog worshippers were

licking milkbones while

cats looked on

in uncontrollable hilarity

and spat hairballs

at former president

of the ladies

Department of Undergarments

and Structural Foundations

This caused a

drop in assets

which precipitated the

coldest winter ever

which cause erect

structures to topple

making mountains of

cherry red Chevrolets

with chrome bumpers

and skull shifters

that run on

elephant hair stew

making PETA very

happy clan of

Irish bagpipe playing

woodpeckers that can

peck all night

keeping residents up

and being anoying

even to other

Add'er exhibited antidisestablishmentarianism,

with too many syllables

and lots of

verbs and antidotes

n'beans n'barley grow

between their toes

and nobody knows

or they'd never

call a bean

a fart maker

Oh, oh oh

Ho,ho,ho

you don't have

a little toe

I, i i

O,o,o

Zeppelin's got to

put out the

word on the

upcoming arrival of

the yellow man

riding on a

oops...double post!

flaming unicycle of

epic proportions, again.

Acting quickly, Tommy

Douglas switched stances

boring the hell

out of the

pencil sharpener gang.

Buttering their toast,

with their fingers

clawing frantically at

buttering their toast

and their hands

probably benefited but

their feet didn't

nor their minds

being toast impressed

the host ghost

butter or margerine

felt likewise indifferent

Heres a toast

to the host

with toasty toast.

-And well-balanced chariots.

Changing two tires,

Heres to that!

and that and

of course those

as compared to

them things there.

go great with

the other stuff.

Sometimes. Not always.

Depends on them

tools being located

near the tires

dang near underinflated

for best grip

in treacherous times

like these ones

when fast getaways

provide hours of

reeling dealerships, off-ramp

from the on-ramp

to the supersonic

...and then home.

I like turtles.

And they me

and together we

bask on floating

ponds of fronds

like lillies in the sea.!! soz for extra word but it did rhyme;)

that's no crime

rhymes are rhymes!

dimes are dimes

times r lines

waiting for next