lol nah, not nuts...it sure gave me a laugh to read it all together...even if only a 1/4 of it all....

Wow - this could go straight into the top 10 best sellers list when its published and just wait for the screen play LOL:D

Yeah, great fiction by ADDers...yes folks, we're as strange as we seem.

For the most part, it costs too freaking much to dance naked in public with stage props balanced precariously on a street light without consulting your next of kin for legal advice.

That is SO true. ;)

OMG I don't even wanna know how you know this, Krisp :p

She knows because

Not to Just

always be like

The Rest of

those crazy people

Who like to

do crazy things

Just for the

free publicity and

love of carnage

.......But as I

watched and saw

what they did

and called the

police to break

Up the riot

before I have

a booger flick

right before your

grandmother and her

GREASY little doot.

However, if you

snoodelyoook and piddelydooook

down the street

you will find

a reason for

the fall of

the Roman Empire

It was caused

by the Catholic

Ladies' Sewing Circle

and group meetings

are optional for

everyone who likes

hot pink snacks

Made with Marshmellows

shaped like little

chickens and ducks

(quacks and clucks)

Boy, aren't they

out of luck?

They really have

their feathers plucked.

You can see

them shiver and

glimmer in the

microwave as they

heat the outer

eiderdown to a

golden brown crisp.

and ready to

pop into a

Hungry Kids Mouths

I really want

a big bowl

on top of

///////////////////

my head so

I can dance

like Carmen Miranda

I won't let

a leg cramp

stop me from

Dancing in the

streets to celebrate

The birth of

Christ and share...

Holy Communion with

the community and

let myself feel

the love in

every blessed day

Even though rare,

hope, love happiness

exist in the

never never land

with peter pan

So Sinacal(Sp) U are, Mike:p

and the evil


Yup...my glass is half empty and cracked!

Hook and Smee

heh heh You said cra....nm

will never be

my pie in da sky

keeps on turnin'

like a frisbee

but boomerangs back

like bad karma

before disappearing in

a flash of

lighting in the

rear view mirror

of my 1969 Firebird

racing down the

the middle of

the very busy

farmers livestock convention

which just happened

in West Virginia

It was a........

squeal . . . for swine

who wanted to

look at tractors

and price them

and test drive

them to get

the feel of

power that comes

racing thru mountains

Once that was

a prince Charming

who was disarmingly

sociopathic, and he

lost his socioPATHicway :rolleyes:

and ran into

winnie the pooh

who was busy

savouring his hunny

and licking his

(BITES TOUNGE HARD)

hands and smiling

"Why is this . . ."

against the law?"

Suddenly, there were

black helicopters and

sirens going off

search lights flashing

and people ran

wildly in all

directions looking for

Glorious Leader's glistening

Scepter of Truth

leading the way

To a New....

place in the

Outer regions of

upper Mongolia where

The Trees Are

twisted into shapes

of the classic

terrors of the

Haunted Southern Oak

In the meantime

The Dark Night

was starting to

fill with strange

tingly sensations, until

the moon rose

the leaves whispered,

Pretzels of Pottsdown

not without beer

and schnapps to

celebrate the new

and wonderful opening

of Putt-Putt. That~

was irrelevant, however

due to strange

images seen in

the horses mouth

I was determined

to not cancel

;changed my mind:D

then found out

it was impossible

completely,utterly inconceivable

unquestionably the most

fantastic life experience

which didn't last as long I would've liked it to last

, but better than

anything I have ever experienced !

until this day

I never thought

anything like this could ever happen to me.

Then I woke up

and smelled the

coffee brewing downstairs

. Ahhhhh, another day

The sun rise

was magnificant, the

sky was so

luminous...........

or maybe it

was just my

imagination, but I

saw a puddycat

that was adorable

but tended to

meow all night

from pure delight

without any fright

of strangers, tonight

come what might

she must fight......

oh all right:)

Meanwhile. in a

nother part of

the galaxy, a

space cadet zoomed

warpspeed towards

the swirling, iridescent

depth of night

Suddenly, without warning

the clouds parted

there she was

just walking down

, taking her place

amongst all the

aliens mercy-Angels.

Their mission was

granting normies 1 day of ADD

and all the

pharmacies were closed.

Medications were unavailable

Ha! Suffer you

"It's all in your head"

"What you don't

realize, is we

met the enemy

and his family

of midget pirates.

Oddly enough, they

were able to

perform without a

flaw, dancing wildly

oh my midget pirates that's great Irish!

"while wickedly grinning,"

and juggling monkeys

with multi-colored tu-tus

to the tune

Dixie, away away

as i wish I were in Dixie:)

As they surrounded

a circus elephant

with tusk implants

considering gender reassignment

on "Extreme Makeover"

ROTFLMAO - good one Tam

and hoping that

they would be

powerful enough to

do liposuction on

Star Jones who

inhaled a whole

pot roast and

He felt miserable.

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," he exclaimed!

The trick is

not think complicating

thoughts about being

a beautiful human

Going there , they

rejected the whole

monkey evolution theory