I seen this on another forum and it was very popular so i thought i would see if any of you would like to try it out. :D


Its like a story board but this time your only allowed to add three more words.

I'll start. ;)


The young handsome.............

man, who was

completely full of

ideas about how

to make his

hair turn pink

ran into the

Big Brick Wall

He hurt his

now bloody nose

which was full (of)

large boogers from

the cold he

He had for

(Mel - you reused a clammo word! :p sorry I'm feeling anal retentive today)

over 10 years.

(oops well.....I am repetative anyday)

The doctors couldn't

help him out

Becuase his Boyfriend

was a doot

who liked asparagooose

in the strangest

concocktions of soup

Burned his mouth

. while trying to

swallowing without blowing

. he then met

Ladies on a

wildebeest safari in

The dark jungles

of east Texas

Where Desert sands

cover the wide

floor of his

large sand box

In his apartment

One morning his

his cats used

huh?????ackorama this thread is bonkers when people post at the same time LOL

His cats are

running away quickly

because the mouse

in the sandbox

has little funny

teeth chewing on

medium rare steak

And sipping on

Glasses of Hurricanes

His friend called

himself an expert

was also gay

and a giant

rodent trainer who

also time traveled

to the Mesozoic

in search of

large animals to

become part of

army of rodents

who would help

his quest for

the golden globe

which he would

use to rectify

the evils of

people who - unlike

the mutant trolls

- cannot learn to

count to seven

because they only

have three fingers

and 7 thumbs

on their feet

where the warts

looked like Nixon

They were crooks

who had crooked

Toes that stuck

me as funny

cause it had

purple nail polish

and gold glitter.

and tiny jewels

No polish remover

or emery board

To remove the

the thin shell

0f the enamel

that protected microfilm

hidden in the

big toe by

the many small

grains of sand

Through the Hourglass

of this thread

These are the

getting very monotomous

But It's different

at times funny

Moving right along :p

to the bar

we buy a .....

everybody a round

of apple martinis

and ginger snaps

and drink the

stuff while eating

T-Bone steaks and

cole-slaw, fries and

enjoy a laugh

no longer hungry, we

went to

(i'll just take two words Gabriela must have still been hungry and took four lol:D)

thanks, claw!
yes, i think i'm ready for some more of that chick pea-tuna-wok stuff i made the other day - brb
:D

survey the surrounding

countryside, hoping to

party like it

was 1999, but...

since it's 2004,

can't afford gas

so the party

was to be......

held at the

the corner store

where they sell

a hundred and

one dalmation spots

In the shape

of phallic doots

They Barked at

the owner who

was walking past

He was headed

to the desert

To drain his

body of toxins

onto a cactus

which was growing

out of a...

strangely misshapen crater

presumably made by

disgruntled, heavily medicated

bats, who were

under the spell

of rasberry tea

he yelled out

Godspeed my son

He Smiles and

Shoots the guy

with his big

bow and arrow

Cupid Had Found

on e-bay, and

got a deal

he couldn't refuse

And took his

large but strong

arms and wrapped

the wooly booga

That hung from

the great big

perpendicular crossbeam of

neon lights that

flicker during the

starry night sky

So, this doot

serenades his love

with his guitar

these immortal words:

beee dododododoot! and

she says, "What!?"

And then she

asks for a

big glass of

Tequilia and grapefruit

while drinking, she

snacks on some

kibbles and angst

deep-fried grasshoppers and

He doesn't know

how to ask

in French or

in pig latin

if she'd like

(naw - counting "she'd" as *one* word *isn't* cheating!;-)

to have some

chocolate-dipped strawberries, but

she's highly allergic

to strawberry seeds

She suddenly became

deathly ill and

was covered with

big liver spots

on his liver

He rushed to

the hospital to

get a bottle

of anti-dote, but

they were out

and so he...

snoodelyoooked and piddelydoooked

all the way

to the bank

Laughing like a

hyena on speed

but feeling kinda

(no, that's *not* "cheating" - that's being "creative"!;-)

sorta like a

youknowwhat on a

thingamajigger of doom

according to the

public. after that,

feeling rather foolish

he decided to

get some coffee

black, with extra

vanilla flavored creamer

and sprinkled with

cherries and chocolate........

milk. He looked

all over for

his favorite cup

but it was

stolen by an

overly sensitive burglar.

The burglar said,

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen...

Lend me your

money, before I

freak out and

drop this cup!"

In a flash

he disappeared, leaving

behind only a

muddy footprint. It's

dirty floors to......

reaked with the

smell of doots

who loved to

do the dew

Jumping out of

used pez dispensers

in the trash.

Meanwhile, back at

Old McDonald's Farm

there was a

a horned piddledoot

who was named

EIEIO. And then

in an instant

that eieio went

"KABOOOOOOM!" but waited

for the first

of the month

to pay its