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Tommy Wilhelm
02-25-11, 04:42 PM
Last winter was, for me, a wretched time.

julesjampot
02-25-11, 04:45 PM
the dog had died and i was alone..

Tommy Wilhelm
02-25-11, 04:48 PM
unless you count Randy; I don't. He'd been

julesjampot
02-25-11, 04:51 PM
my servant for many years but no friend...

Tommy Wilhelm
02-25-11, 04:55 PM
to dogs or cakes and ale. He'd smooth

julesjampot
02-25-11, 04:58 PM
my curls and i like my wig curly...

Tommy Wilhelm
02-25-11, 05:01 PM
he insisted the thunder-mug be kept in a

FaithofLeap
02-25-11, 05:17 PM
place where nobody mistakes it for a beer.

Tommy Wilhelm
02-25-11, 05:44 PM
I like a tankard of ale underbed as

FaithofLeap
02-25-11, 06:05 PM
warm as my chamber pot. But not as

Tommy Wilhelm
02-25-11, 07:02 PM
to ever mistake them! Yet old Randy insisted

FaithofLeap
02-25-11, 08:08 PM
on a midnight swig and much to his

Tommy Wilhelm
02-26-11, 01:58 AM
prejudice, that all danger be removed; and into

sighduck
02-26-11, 05:17 AM
herest the whole story put into one post and my eight words added, it would probably be more fun if we do it this way...


Last winter was, for me, a wretched time.the dog had died and i was alone..unless you count Randy; I don't. He'd been my servant for many years but no friend...to dogs or cakes and ale. He'd smooth my curls and i like my wig curly...he insisted the thunder-mug be kept in a place where nobody mistakes it for a beer.I like a tankard of ale underbed as warm as my chamber pot. But not as to ever mistake them! Yet old Randy insisted on a midnight swig and much to his prejudice, that all danger be removed; and into the toilet he threw mistakingly the ale and he

tipoo
02-26-11, 12:42 PM
Immediately noticed his mistake. Swaying slightly, he tried

FaithofLeap
02-26-11, 01:09 PM
a sip from the thunder mug and it

tipoo
02-26-11, 01:10 PM
Tasted quite unlike what he expected. Nevertheless, he

Tommy Wilhelm
02-26-11, 03:58 PM
persisted in his dipsomanic pranks, and, come morning,

sighduck
02-27-11, 07:35 AM
he awoke to the terrible shock that he

StoatHunter
02-27-11, 07:43 AM
was quite literally receiving electroshock therapy in bed.

meadd823
02-27-11, 08:22 AM
while eating alphabet soup and fried sauce of

Tommy Wilhelm
02-27-11, 07:43 PM
rueful memories. To hell with him! I packed

tipoo
02-27-11, 07:49 PM
My didgeridoo into my breifcase, then promptly remembered

Tommy Wilhelm
02-27-11, 09:10 PM
I couldn't play it -I'd learn!-, grabbed a

FaithofLeap
02-27-11, 09:30 PM
orderly and politely asked him to teach me.

BouCoupDinkyDau
02-27-11, 09:37 PM
This orderly, a six-hundred pound man from east

tipoo
02-27-11, 09:38 PM
Canada, was rather energetic for all his weight.

FaithofLeap
02-27-11, 09:38 PM
He can play a didgeridoo like a untamed

BouCoupDinkyDau
02-27-11, 09:51 PM
greyhound chasing a flaming rabbit on meth.

Tommy Wilhelm
02-27-11, 10:03 PM
I packed underwear, shaving kit, clothes; I left.

BouCoupDinkyDau
02-27-11, 10:42 PM
Bought two tickets to paradise. Because everybody's workin'

hypergirl96
02-27-11, 10:43 PM
on the railroad, no one had time to

Tommy Wilhelm
02-27-11, 10:48 PM
drive me to the airport -where I bought

sighduck
02-28-11, 12:06 AM
a big fluffy teddy bear with "I Wuv....

Tommy Wilhelm
02-28-11, 12:17 AM
you" stitched on it, and a ticket to

julesjampot
03-03-11, 07:20 PM
anywhere,where could i be happy could it be..

tipoo
03-03-11, 07:22 PM
Mars, I asked the pilot? Yes, he said

Tommy Wilhelm
03-03-11, 07:23 PM
Quebec city? Nelson? Vancouver? New York? Seattle? Paris?

julesjampot
03-03-11, 07:25 PM
Yes babe surely you and me are rocketing....
Sorry Tommy me and you crashed

Tommy Wilhelm
03-06-11, 11:08 PM
to Mars as we speak.' Surprised, I asked

tipoo
03-07-11, 09:08 AM
Since when did babe get on the ship?

Tommy Wilhelm
03-07-11, 01:22 PM
Of all the rockets to mars in all

tipoo
03-07-11, 01:25 PM
The rooms of that vessel, that damned pig

Tommy Wilhelm
03-07-11, 02:33 PM
that roots for acorns in my soul had

tipoo
03-07-11, 02:38 PM
Crossed my path one too many times. I