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Gave adderall to dog, now he does all the h/w

Posted 05-07-09 at 01:49 PM by anonone
Oh man, my dog wound up with about 100mg of adderall ovet the last several days and he's just blazing through all my term papers. He's writing in the passive voice and it sounds mega smart. It turns out that all this time he's been super intilectual and just had ADD which was totally holding him back. Well not anymore --thanks to Schedule II stimulants.

I just hope he performs this well in the work place, it's goona be kinda hard passing him off as a person and me... Idk, he'll think of something. He's really clever like that.

Got to go, he's off task barking at the squirrel again.
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    Just say he's your "service animal". Now to find a vet that will diagnose him as being AD(H)D -- with some breeds that shouldn't be too hard...
    Posted 05-09-09 at 04:10 PM by Retromancer Retromancer is offline
 
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