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Captains log of troubleshooting steps taken, results and analysis of physical, emotional and intellectual response.

Documentation to aid in resolution of known corruption in operation system code language translation and possible multiple shorts in circuit wiring, resulting in CPU malfunction.

(Research notes may include but are not limited to to following; frustration, whining, fear, anger, grief, denial and extremely dark and dry humor...please consult your owner's manual for interraction warnings before opening)
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Sorry, I've been shot in the face with a laser...

Posted 03-06-10 at 01:39 AM by carped1em
I love the fact that it is an actual job, and not technical enough to require a college degree, to shoot someone with a laser. Even curiouser is that it is common for people to pay money to be shot repeatedly by laser, in nearly every part of their body, face and genitals being most common.

I get shot in both locations for hair removal and I just paid for a more powerful laser to shoot off the top few layers of my face today.
I look like a radiation burn victim that will allegedly transform into a baby a** smooth skinned hottie in 7-10 days.

I think it's amusing that I was shot in the face with a laser hundreds of times and then walked across the parking lot to get coffee and a ginger cookie.
If that were in a scifi novel even 15 years ago, one would think I were some sort of cyborg or something...
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    it is not out of the question that you might become a cyborg in the near future. Perhaps with your OWN laser which you may use to beautify the world through selective hair removal!!!

    tomorrow the world and all that...

    cheers!
    Posted 03-06-10 at 03:55 PM by Phantastic Phantastic is offline
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    carped1em's Avatar
    LOLOLOL!!! that's actually something I chew on frequently, the cyborg part though I would not rule out the hair removal aspect... I would really prefer to be a traveling s'more fairy...
    I wonder if the eye movement devices or new brainwave mapping systems for controllers/keyboards/mobile devices would ever be able to work for AD/HD brains of my extremity, or really any for that matter. hey, I should google that...
    Posted 03-07-10 at 02:55 PM by carped1em carped1em is offline
 
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