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A quick and efficient mid-life crisis.

Posted 05-25-08 at 09:52 PM by Asylum
Its my birthday. I should be married to some hopeless slob who refuses to give up drinking and raising rug-rabbits by now. God, where did the time go?? I am not going to have a meltdown - i'm not! I'm going to . . to clean my house and go grocery shopping and buy new sneakers and do grown-up things! I am not going to write very bad and self-indulgent poetry and wallow in pity and self-doubt and drink too much! I'm going to walk my dog and yell at people who don't give way at roundabouts like a normal person, because i'm normal, okay??!!! I'm just like everyone else goddammit!!!!! - I am not surrounded by a wierd green glow, i don't make beeping sounds in public and soon, some nice guy will ask me out for coffee and ask me what baby names i prefer, or so help me, i will store up enough explosives to dismantle most of the earths landmass!!!!!!!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!
Okay, breathe. . . .
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    zoomman's Avatar
    Yay!

    Green glow pretty if accessorized well, and beep beep noises get beep beep guys, which can be fun if they also come wit a sleep timer or volume control or both. Scientists prove.

    If all else fails, save me seat for aforewarned BOOM day. I will sell teeshirst and split proceeds with you and "save the narwhal" society!

    Posted 05-29-08 at 12:20 PM by zoomman zoomman is offline
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    texasmissb's Avatar
    Happy belated Birthday!
    Posted 05-30-08 at 10:22 AM by texasmissb texasmissb is offline
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    Why have rug rabbits? They scare me....
    Posted 08-26-08 at 10:47 PM by LeeAnne LeeAnne is offline
 
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