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Nurtured ,spay, doesn't matter just fix it so it won't work any way

Posted 02-13-08 at 04:14 AM by meadd823
I love these little things I do that make me feel like such a freaking genesis. Mesa will be knocking on my door any minute – right and if you believe that one I have some ocean front property in Arizona for sale too . . .


This morning I took Ferocious in for his kitty cat surgery –after he kept me up all night with his antics . He discovered how to climb the walls of the brat-mobile making the damn thing roll across thefloor –Fussy would help by giving him a little push when the handle would get stuck - only in my neurodiverse universe.

For every 100 orange cats apx 75-80 of them will be males, okay Miss Brat was an orange female – my mother has had probably half dozen orange cats at least- all males, my grand parent owned all sorts of cats all orange cats being male – same with my oldest daughter – I am the only one who has even had an orange female – and when I lost her well I didn’t expect lightening to strike twice – I forget I don’t live in the same world as those damn facts and figures . . . .

Scheduling three females cats for castration I am never going to live this down, not in this small town.


In Oct Mee –Too was scheduled to be neutered – Barb called an hour after I dropped her of informing me female castrations cost extra – I had to pay cost of the instruction book because they only taught male castration in veterinarian school . . . Brat we took her in under the assumption she was male – okay so she was Miss Brat .


I made the appointment for Ferocious last week – I pretty well figured this orange baby would be male I mean my last one was female and they aren’t all that common – I brief chat and Ferocious was scheduled for his neutering –


I took him in this morning after he kept me up all night with his antics . . . I was signing forms and chatting with Barb and the young man whose name I always forget because I am such a damn genius I got an impulsive idea to sign both forms so it didn’t matter what the kitty cat sex was – they had permission to make it not work.


Shortly before noon my cell phone rings , I am indispensable or underdisposable so I holler for Gary to pick it up . .. I knew it was the vet’s office they always call and give a report just before lunch . . I hear him pick it up

Hello – moment of silence and a few hmm uh huh then came laughter Gary’s end goes some thing like this

“your kidding”

“Again”

"I asked her if she looked when she scheduled the appointment"–

"Hmm nope the third time remember Mee-Too"

"Well at least she did both forms , maybe she is learning to be forgetful . I don’t know if she forgets to look or forgets what she sees when she does . . . . so that would be Miss Ferocious . . more laugher . .


I decide to stay indisposed for a few minutes more. . .. .I live in BFE these people never forget ..

When I when in at four to pick Ferocious up
Barb laughs “ I noticed when I came in that Ferocious had castration scratch out and the words “Spay ha ha ha” written in”.

I felt my cheeks grow slightly red “ apparently lightening does strike twice – but I don’t know if I should crawl in bed or play the lotto! Well by the time I am though with this life female castrations should no longer require a special instruction book.”

Yep I am the lady who never looks under her cats tail – the need just doesn’t seem to come up . .besides what ever is there isn’t going to work once the vet “fixes” it, so in the end even the cat won’t remember what was there, is there some reason I should.


I specialize in rationalizing the seemingly irrational – I think it scares these small town people because some times it actually makes sense

Ms Ferocious - only in my neurodiverse universe.
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