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So the whole family comes over for Chicken and...

Posted 09-30-08 at 03:24 PM by Dciv
Ok, I am here back on the blog. I am typing on a laptop trying to get in a blog mode. I am typing and I can hear the elevator music overhead and I can see myself typing on the blog. From where I can see, my hands are hairy, the screen is wide, and the guy who invented the Dell computer likes to lay the E to the side in the word Dell.

Ok, so I am sitting here in my brand new pants, yes the one’s with the hole. Yes, of course “already”. I know I need to break them in and I did just that, I broke them in. Now there is a hole. It’s an annoying hole because it’s in my face every second. All day at work I keep sticking my finger in it. I think I made things worse when I pulled on the thread. I actually went to the bathroom and planned out a way to shut the gapping hole.

But where am I going to find needle and thread in this office building. I mean I could use a pen and some paper clips but that would bring more attention to me.

So I am walking down the passageway and people walk by and say hello. Did they see the gaping hole? I shove my pen through the hole just to make sure it is still there. Yeah, it is. So now I am at someone’s desk helping them with there computer problem.

Now the user’s bad breath has created a bubble around me. I now feel like a snow globe, and it stinks. I am a boy in a smelly globe with a gaping hole in his pants. The user is probably staring at the gaping hole. Probably thinking: “Look at that hole, I bet I can stick my pen in there.”

So now I get up and I leave. I go back to the bathroom to look at the hole. I just realized that when I stand up straight I can’t see the hole on the mirror. But when I hunker down like I was riding a horse the thing opens up like an eye. Staring at me like it wants to buy me candy.

Anyways, its 3:30 and I am headed to school. Hopefully while I sit in class I wont think about the hole.
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    Stop putting a paperclip on it! Those pants are new!
    Posted 09-30-08 at 03:25 PM by Dciv Dciv is offline
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    Mincan's Avatar
    lolol
    Posted 10-01-08 at 11:42 AM by Mincan Mincan is offline
 
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