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Hendrik the Temporally-challenged Hipster (3)

Posted 08-24-18 at 02:06 AM by Luthien
Updated 08-24-18 at 03:20 AM by Luthien
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"George", Hendrik said from the corner of his mouth, "... I think it's best if you sit down, too."

Without a word, George sat down on a nearby chair, curious what Hendrik was up to. Though he had failed to understand what either party had said, the overall tendency of the conversation was clear enough. Someone was going to get his ears washed, and that someone wasn't Hendrik.
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Hendrik the Temporally-challenged Hipster (2)

Posted 08-24-18 at 02:04 AM by Luthien
Updated 08-25-18 at 06:31 PM by Luthien
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Then the doorbell rang: *Drrriiiinggggg!*

George, over in Funky Town, heard nothing: *Bkkekkkebkkewkka-koowkkakieck ka-bkkebkkebkkoOouwkke-ookoOWkkawkka* "Yihaa!!" *bkkkkkkkkkkkka-www* "Yeah!" *kwOkkawOkkaWOkka-tchakkabOOka-www* "Whoo-hoo!"

*Drrrraaainngggg....!* the doorbell insisted.

"Um. Hendrik?" George informed,...
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Hendrik the Temporally-challenged hipster (1)

Posted 08-24-18 at 02:01 AM by Luthien
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Hendrik was a hipster, though not a very successful one. Other hipsters looked strangely at him whenever he tried to socialise with them in the cool places in town and they would roll their eyes demonstratively behind his back. Hendrik's problem was that he had indeed a marvellous sense of what was hip and cool and hot and swell - but it was simply way too good, so that he was into hip things from just about any period...
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