Chased by a polar bear?

[Drewbacca]

I've been chased by a black bear. So has my uncle.
No polar bears in Pennsylvania though.

[CheekyMonkey]

I had a dream about being chased by a grizzly bear wearing an apron. But it's okay because it just turned out to be Gwyneth Paltrow anyway.

[ginniebean]

Originally Posted by Spacemaster

I was chased by a flock of canadian geese...

Oh that's bad, I was chased by a domestic goose, we had named them gus and gusina. I don't know which one of them chased me and bit me really really hard on the bum but I did not walk across the yard without a big stick.

I also had a nightmare of being chased by swans.

[Peripheral]

Originally Posted by Spacemaster

I was chased by a flock of canadian geese...

Scary!

Did you know that,

when the geese attack.

Canadians yell,

FLOCK OF geese.

FLOCK OF geese.

To warn the neighbors.


And tourists,

from a medium distance away.

Thought we where saying,

**** OFF geese

**** OFF geese

And that's how the F word was invented.

And that's how the goose became The Canadian Bird.

The F word later evolved into many forms.

example: flipping someone the bird.

Did you swear during the attack?

.

[CheekyMonkey]

True story.

[Peripheral]

Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I've been chased by a black bear. So has my uncle.
No polar bears in Pennsylvania though.

I heard since global warming,

there have been polar bear herds migrating,

as far as Arizona.

Lunacie said they where acting like buffalo.


I didn't make this stuff up!


Don't worry ItsAnADDThing in Arizona said that large groups of polar bears aren't dangerous!


And we have been running from polar bears all these years!



And get this,

"they bring their own toilet paper".

Nothing but Snakes Sheeps Possums and Dogs near Cygnus X-1,

where Conman is from.


SIDE Note: Watch out if your near Minnesota,

For a ******* flock of geese.

Space Master had and incident with some the royal birds.

Also CheekyMonkey said something about a true dream

about a Grizzle bear with an apron on.

[Peripheral]

Originally Posted by ginniebean

Oh that's bad, I was chased by a domestic goose, we had named them gus and gusina. I don't know which one of them chased me and bit me really really hard on the bum but I did not walk across the yard without a big stick.

I also had a nightmare of being chased by swans.

And that is where the word GOOSE came from,

as in when someone you don't like pinches your buttox.

(The word also evolved into the meaning,

being pinched in the buttox by someone you do like.)

[Peripheral]

Originally Posted by CheekyMonkey

I had a dream about being chased by a grizzly bear wearing an apron. But it's okay because it just turned out to be Gwyneth Paltrow anyway.

"Hoo was wearing the apron?"

asked the owl.

[CheekyMonkey]

Originally Posted by Geronimoo Back-Y-Rita

"Hoo was wearing the apron?"

asked the owl.

Twas the bear that turned into Gwyneth o'course. I think I must have been thinking of Goop before I went to bed.

[Peripheral]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TjN7Bxa9f0

[Drewbacca]

Originally Posted by Geronimoo Back-Y-Rita

I heard since global warming,

there have been polar bear herds migrating, as far as Arizona.

Well, duh! That's where they retire when they are too old to continue working in the Santa sector of the economy. I know a few of them move down to Phoenix for a job with Coca-Cola.

[stef]

I voted other;
really, once we saw a black bear on a golf course! (northern MN)

[Peripheral]

Polar Bears don't eat porridge!!!

[pooka]

My great-great-grandfather was once chased by a large black bear. My great grandma showed me this hilarious black and white photograph of him running, with this huge bear behind him. I was like, "You saw your father being chased by a bear and your first instinct was to take a photo?!"

[doiadhd]

I been chased by a rotweiler,goose also. . .police,and last but not least 5 men maximum. . . .they weren't skipping! Think one of them were trying to give me an empty 2 litre optic glass of strong. . .think it were whiskey,didn't have time to catch label. . . Oh and police dogs,i literally turned into spider man monkey! Ruff ruff-straight run,jump push foot off tree,just manage to grab edge of very tall wall,didn't like the drop down at the end,could of caused myself a mischief,not as much as doggies though. Long.