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Old 09-20-12, 09:59 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes KGo!
In honor of my current avatar,
I thought it would be fun to
start a thread for Chuck Norris jokes

Just remember:
Chuck is my BF and if you mess with me here
He might decide to delete the internet
just sayin
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes KGo!
Chuck Norris doesn't have to flush the toilet

He scares the s#*t out of it
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes KGo!
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago

Death hasn't plucked up the courage to tell him yet.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes KGo!
Watch him fight Bruce Lee. LOL.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes KGo!
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Watch him fight Bruce Lee. LOL.
If Chuck Norris battled Bruce Lee
He would roundhouse kick him
to the moon and back so fast
he wouldn't know he ever left the earth
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes KGo!
Chuck Norris buys an entire chicken,

And only eats it's soul.



I love Chuck Norris jokes, thanks for the thread!

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes KGo!
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... twice
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes KGo!
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.

It's decendants are known today as giraffes.
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Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes KGo!
Chuck Norris was hungry once
He bought a convenience store for an appetizer
a supermarket for the main course
and a country for dessert
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