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Old 12-18-04, 07:57 AM
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Christmas Carols For the Psychiatrically Challenged

My husband sent me this and I found it amusing...



Christmas Carols For the Psychiatrically Challenged

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock...

Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles >From My House in My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Compulsive: Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, JINGLE bells, Jingle,bells, JINGLE BELLS, Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, JINGLE bells, Jingle,bells, JINGLE BELLS, Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle,bells, Jingle bell, Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, JINGLE bells, Jingle bells, JINGLE BELLS, Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Depressive: I'm gettin' nuthin' for Chrismas...
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Old 12-18-04, 09:54 AM
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Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

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Manic- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and
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Old 12-18-04, 11:19 AM
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Talking Lol** ;)

Kim, that was a much needed laugh. I adore the narcissistic one......It sounds good too if I sing it, and the ODD one......LOL** sounds like Andrei's son......ROTFLOL*******
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Old 12-18-04, 04:50 PM
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LOL! Someone needs to come up with an ADD carol!
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Old 12-19-04, 01:53 AM
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ADD: Merry Christmas to you... Oooh, pretty lights!
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or how 'bout this....Not So Silent Night
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Hi..Loved the Xmas Carols.

i smiled more at the ADD carol.could actually see them in a visual before my eyes..lol..



I bet ADD: Merry Christmas to you... Oooh, pretty lights!
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PTSD Carol....Silent Nightmares, Holy Frights, All is clammy, all too bright.

ADHD....Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Rock, taking my meds and trying the lot

ADHD [inattentive]....I'm dreaming, dreaming, dreaming of a white.....errrrrrrr...I forget......dreaming....can't be bothered.

ADHD [Combined Type] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Rock, dreaming of a white, Christmas, err hang on I have to get up and, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Rock, am dreaming of the beach and how nice it would be..of a white Christams

Paranoid "I am despised, despised and rejected; rejected by men". {Messiah}
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I did hear an ADD carol on our local radio station...it was actually kinda funny and don't know if they'll give me any info since there was a huge call in by people who obviously haven't learned tolaugh at themselves yet. But, it's worth a try.
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or how 'bout this....Not So Silent Night

Ask and Ye shall recieve.........http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?typ...h&display=3226
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I thought the ADD carole went "Tis the season to be.......uh, what season is this again?"

OR

"I'm dreaming of a white christmas, just like the ones we use to know. When we self medicated with cocaine and thought tequila helped our brain, and erectile dysfunction were words we didn't know."
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Well, everything is NOT going to be OK unless you learn to handle whatever comes your way.
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ADD style...........Merry Christmas to you, Marry Christmas....ummmmmm, I forgot the rest!!! DAMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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