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Old 03-30-16, 10:49 PM
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Re: A joke

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

lol i am sorry i love fart jokes :P
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Re: A joke

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Re: A joke

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
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Re: A joke

Knock, Knock...
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Re: A joke

Doctor Who?
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Re: A joke

Is BB hungry?

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No!
BB-8!
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Re: A joke

Me: I bought you an elephant for your room.

Him: Thank you!

Me: Don't mention it.
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A photon walks into a hotel. The receptionist says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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Q: What did the zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

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Why do hens lay eggs?

Because if they were throwing them, they’d break.
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