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Re: A joke

Q: What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
A: A reptile dysfunction.
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Re: A joke

Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.
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Re: A joke

I have to keep this thread going, it is hilarious, corny and epic!
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Re: A joke

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I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
This cracks me up everytime.
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Re: A joke

My high school assignment 
was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served 
in the Philippines during the war, 
I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?”

Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”

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Re: A joke

I only know jokes that are so offensive I will be banned for life
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This cracks me up everytime.
I know right, i came back a year later and read it and just laughed so hard haha
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I only know jokes that are so offensive I will be banned for life
sometimes those are the best!
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Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”

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Re: A joke

What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?

Winnie the Pooh.
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Re: A joke

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget.
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What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away.
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Re: A joke

"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Cool music!"
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Farting on an elevator is wrong on so many levels.



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