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Old 09-15-17, 11:19 AM
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Re: A joke

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I don't get it.

Is it because cats like pushing things off the table?
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Re: A joke

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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
So corny but funny!
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Re: A joke

My granddaughter had a therapy appointment yesterday and we all went along
so we could go to our favorite restaurant afterwards to celebrate my daughter's
birthday.

I've been to this therapy center before but apparently never had to use the
restroom while there. The sign on the inside of the stall made me .

DO NOT FLUSH
TAMPONS &
SANITARY PRODUCTS
PAPER TOWELS
USED DIAPERS
KLEENEX & Q-TIPS
COTTON BALLS
KITTENS & PUPPIES
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Re: A joke

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Re: A joke

If you refuse to go to sleep...

Does that mean you're resisting a rest?

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