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Old 03-30-16, 05:42 PM
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A joke

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

(I just picked up an email with that joke in it) thought I should share it
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Re: A joke

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents!
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Re: A joke

Moar plz!
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Really?

Ok, you asked for it.

What do you call a fake noodle?





An impasta.
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Re: A joke

How do you make holy water?



Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it.
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Re: A joke

A mexican magician tells his audience, "I will disappear on the count of three." He counts down.. "Uno... dos..." And then he disappears, without a tres.
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too far out, man.
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Re: A joke

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.

She seemed surprised.
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Thank You!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? because he was feeling crummy
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Why did the tomato blush?

Cos he saw the salad dressing
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Why did the dog lay by the fire?

He wanted to be a hot dog.
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I once farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.
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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? -- She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!
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Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
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