What if we ran the world?

[ginniebean]

Originally Posted by E_Mac09

You mean I get to live out all my "me being a post-apocalyptic badass" fantasies?

Sounds like fun lol.

Sometimes, would you be the mad max or one of the bad guys?

[Joker_Girl]

LOL

I have daydreamed about some post-apocalyptic society, perhaps after the zombies come out or the mayan calender ends, where my traits and personality will be treasured. I thought i was the only one.

I will DEFINITELY be a hero, I can imagine that i will be the leader of a group of survivors. We will be out in the countryside and live off the land. We will meet with other groups and fight the zombies together! I will also figure out how to burn pig poop like Tina Turner did in Mad Max (did you know she used to be a hooker?!?!) and that will be how we will get heat. In fact, I will have TheChemicals in my group, and he will use his awesomeness to figure out how to use pig poop to run a car.

I will use my amazing nurse abilities to break into the nearest hospital and invent a vaccine from zombie blood. I will also steal lots of antibiotics, and anything else that seems fun. LOL. And medicinal marijuana. Because fighting zombies is hard work, and we need to cut loose sometimes.

We will raise our own crops and go and hunt wild game and fish and raise animals. My uniqueness will be revered. I will learn how to use many weapons so i can kill zombies from a great distance. My main weapon will be a giant flamethrower. Zombies will fear me, and they will whisper about me in their zombie circles.

I will have awesome ninja powers. I will climb trees and lookout for zombies. The other ones who are leaders and i will have plans that we will discuss about how to do anti zombie things.

For my outfit, i think i am going to streak my hair neon purple and hot pink. That is going to look really punk. I will wear a leather spiked collar, a black leather bra, and black pants. I will also wear boots. With chrome on them. I will certainly have a smoking hot body from all the zombie fighting, so it wont be as scary as it sounds.

And im going to paint my face up like my little picture on here too, because i think that will scare the zombies.

I am also going to get another tattoo of razor wire around my upper arm.

Zombies will tremble at my approach.

Oh my GOD it will be epic. I have to think of a name.

[Asylum]

We'd sell the planet to the first alien civilization that contacted us for some magic beans.

[Retromancer]

Do you think this is our first planet? You should see the one we traded away for Earth and the not so magic beans. Such a deal...

Originally Posted by Asylum

We'd sell the planet to the first alien civilization that contacted us for some magic beans.

[Asylum]

Yes, but now that we've molded this one into an ADD society with information that can be downloaded and shared in seconds, plenty of caffine and sugar in all the foodstuffs, multiple communication devices and all technology being made in pleasingly shiny colour grades, I'm not sure I want to start to all over again. People once had to carve something into a rock before they could read it. And some of the stuff they read was 'People with ADD are stoopid.' We almost have them trained. A few more chemicals in the water, shinier tech churned out a little quicker, updates that last days, Governments that last months, laws changed daily, more dog breeds that end in 'doodle' - soon we and the three-headed babies will be living in a self-made nirvana.