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Old 06-22-05, 01:17 AM
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Songs of Myself and my multiple personalities that have formed a boy band!

Since I can't start any other threads, or lack the understanding as to how, I'll do this one even though I'm not sure how many people actually read these little forced introductions.

But to make this time beneficial for me and for you, the reader, I'd like to first off introduce myself. My name is Newanda.....
"Hi Newanda."
Okay, that was weird. Um, hi, I guess. I have a problem.
"Tell us about it."
Um, okay. I have ADHD...
"Welcome to ADD Anonymous Newanda."
Um, thanks. Is this like a twelve step program? Cuz after about four, I get distracted and quit.
"It is a 12 step program but with heavy doses of Concerta, Ginseng, and St. John's Wart, you will be able to remember birth dates, anniversaries, and anything else you care to."
Um, great. But doesn't excessive use of Ginseng cause impotency?
"Um..... er..... if you order from http://canadianmeds.com you can get your Ginseng, Concerta at discount prices. And if you spend $100.00 or more on your prescriptions, they throw in a year supply of Viagra free of charge!"
Um yeah. That's the snake oil I have been looking for. Way off subject, is there a therapist on staff that I can talk to?
"Yes, Dr. Freud but he is with a patient right now... Anna Nicole Smith. She just had a nasty overdose on valium so they might be awhile. We have ho-hos and espresso for you while you wait. Don't mind Weird Harold. He thinks flicking the lights on and off while Johnny compulsively flicks through the channels on the TV is cool. We just up his daily dose of lithium and that tends to help."
Right......

Okay then, I'm adhd/bipolar/OCD, blah! All merely labels that delineate me as being a naturally eccentric person. I use humor and sarcasm to convey truth where truth is needed. I am serious but not often. Found that being serious in life causes constipation of mind and heart. Tragically, as advanced as modern medicine is, they don't have a form of fiber for that just yet but we wait and hope! Oh yes, we wait and hope.

Other than that, read my thoughts, critique me and label me. I am as you are. I am here as you are here. I want what you want. And I live as you live. Though there are differences between you and I, the similarities are far greater.
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Old 06-22-05, 01:31 AM
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Welcome to the forums Lithium Baby
I'm so happy to see you here.
And I'm enjoying your very creative and great post!
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Old 06-22-05, 01:32 AM
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Hi Lith Babe......great to have you here!
It'll be a trip and you will meet lots of people kind of like you only different sort of.
welcome!


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Old 06-22-05, 07:38 AM
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hi welcome and loved your post
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Well you sure all got the weirdos liking your post ..

Different is very welcome here...

Have fun and enjoy yourself with us ( meaning all of us on the forums )...

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