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Old 06-07-03, 08:08 AM
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Serious Problem Everybody Please READ

There is a new virus-code name is "work". If you receive "work" from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any one else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.


If you should happen to come in contact with this virus follow these steps:

1. Put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub.

2. Order three drinks and after repeating 14 times, you will find that work has been completely deleted from your brain.



Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends.
Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life.
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Old 06-07-03, 04:15 PM
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lol....very funny
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Old 09-02-03, 08:02 PM
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I think my boss is teying to give me this one again

Ill have to straighten him out real quick
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Old 09-03-03, 03:52 AM
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I am immune to this particular virus...
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Old 09-09-03, 08:44 PM
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Um Garry,,what if you are the boss? LOL>>>this one has me confused!
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Debralee...I think you get to drink yourself under the table.

Gary. it is a serious problem...but I took your advice; went to the bar, and after three orange kool-aids; all I could think of was the loo.

I did notice Paul_S having his three drinks and ended up trying to fix the computer in the jukebox (It started playing Doctor Beat by Gloria Estafan; and therefore, Paul thought it must have a virus in it somewhere and there was no need for Doctor Beat). I suppose a plastic knife can get some screws undone; but it didn't look like it this time.

(Sorry Paul...it just came to me so I had to share it..lol)I'll go back to my corner now.

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Old 09-10-03, 04:35 AM
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Hehehe, actually I don't drink, but thanks for including me all the same
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Old 09-10-03, 06:42 AM
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I love where we go on silly tangents at times
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Paul,

Pull up a kool-aid as well and we can let Garry have all 9 drinks then we can see who silly is..lol

Do you have kool-aid in Canada?? I see it on the US movies, but not quite sure in Canada. We just call it cordial....or rocket fuel if it is the rasberry flavour(the hyper affect).

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Yah we got KoolAid here, but I don't drink that, or sugar, or caffeine, or alcohol... hehehe I am slowly but surely being reduced to mineral water only. *sigh*
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Funny!

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Re: Serious Problem Everybody Please READ

I have this virus again
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Re: Serious Problem Everybody Please READ

haha thats pretty funny bro
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