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Old 10-24-04, 10:38 AM
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Talking Funny Joke

THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE, AND A HILLBILLY -- WERE

SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE

GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.



THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID

"I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."



FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM

TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE

PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."



THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE

DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT

OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF

TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.



THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.



THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.

I'M GETTING A FAX."




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Old 10-24-04, 10:46 AM
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That is funny..
Heard it before.
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That is very funny...and I've never heard it before.....
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Very funny! Thanks, I needed a good laugh!
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Glad a few of you liked it......

Now have some fun with this link........

http://www.degraeve.com/translator.php

It "could" make some of our posts look quite strange!
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Im Rambling Again!

Cheating on Partners (translated into Pig Latin)

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Oh, you have ADHD YAY!!!! And you don't sound convincing that you will be faithful, either!!!! ......oh well, plenty of fish....
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