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I'm the driver of a tour bus !!..... !!! Yahoo a trip !!!!......
I'm picking up only ADDers.... I'll start, everyone add to it : The bus will not be leaving at any special time.....So ADDers don't have to remember what time to get there Next stop?.............. |
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The next stop is (oh my....um) the ADD BOOK AND TAPE STORE....a FREE store......anyone with ADD (no proof needed) can get any book they wish or any tape they wish on any topic they wish on ADD......FOR FREE.....the only stipulation is they must share the books/tapes when they are done
![]() One book everyone must get is "ADD Friendly Ways to Organize Your Life" and then contribute to Cobweb's thread here..... ![]() Next stop?...................
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Next stop, LOL??? I'm still trying to find the bus in the parking lot, lol.
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I thought the bus came right to our houses.
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LOL, I'm still looking at the book and tape store. I thought we parked the bus right over there!
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scratch that....The Bus Driver comes right to the bookstore to get each of us...lol
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Cool! I am feel much better now, I am not lost!
Ok, so where are we headed next? All I know is we cannot get there fast enough!![]()
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"Aren't you going to get the mail?" Husband "I already did." Me "Since when do you let that stop you!" Husband |
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Okay. we're going to get ice-cream at the best ice-cream parlor in town...Paula knows where it is....any flavor we want, they have them all....mix-ins too...low fat is okay too....Bring your books in with you if you want from the bookstore and we'll read and eat if you want....Paula's treat!
Okay, next stop???
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Joan "If you change the way you look at things -- the things you look at change" Dr. Wayne Dyer (The Power of Intention) |
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OMG !!!!!!!!!
I forgot my money !!!!! Who has money..... quick ?............ OMG!!!....OMG!!!!....OMG !!!! Never mind I found it ............ |
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We don't need any money in "ADD Land"
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Nope, no $$$ needed. In fact the ice-cream parlor pays US to eat their ice-cream. We just have to act excited about doing so and look as though we're REALLY enjoying the ice-cream as other regular paying customers come into the parlor.
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Joan "If you change the way you look at things -- the things you look at change" Dr. Wayne Dyer (The Power of Intention) |
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Wait for me , I want to get on the bus.
I don't know where were going and I really don't care as I am the only male on the bus with 4 good looking females And we are all ADDers
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I get on the bus and wonder...
...hmmm is this a diesel? Oh yes, look at the black smoke coming out of the exhaust - diesel for sure. Black smoke is stinky and carcinogenic, they should be using biodiesel - fewer particulates and smells like french fries! Whay aren't they using biodiesel? No supply? Well if they demonstrated an interest someone would do it. Maybe, they don't know they can use biodiesel...someone shoulde write a proposal and organise the local farmers (which seem to be unable to make money anyway)to plant more canola or even better hemp (i hear it has higher oil yields per unit of land). But hemp growing is illegal...ok then canola. Hmm I'm starved, can't wait to get home and make a nice sandwich out of those fresh buns. Speaking of buns - check out the ladies on this bus - I wonder if they're married? Hmm no ring on that cutie - but I'm married! Oh I wouldn't do anything...but I'm sure she'd be flattered if flirted with her. I bet it would make her day! Although, what would you do if she flirted back!? Or worse still, gave you her number...all that temptation...oh thank God! My stop.
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They there, what's your name (the bus driver says with a wink)....lol... ; )
Why?... that's an interesting name.... Do you know what that other guy's name is?.... Did you say Garry?...... And what did you say your name was again? .... Where you from?..... Oh your from Canada ! My family is from Canada..... I'm sorry what did you say your name was again?..... OK...... Who wants to stop at the Zoo ? .... I'm sorry, I forgot I told you all we'd stop at the, the, the....does anyone remember the name of that place again?... I'll bet this cute dude remembers, I'm sorry what's your name again?...... |
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Well, thanks Garry for finally writing on this thread and getting us out of the ice-cream parlor...we were there for a week! July 30-August 6....I was getting cold in there! And fat eating all that ice-cream....
Hey bus driver who's winking: THeir names are Garry and Why. Hey "Why" -- are you called "Why" because you ask a lot of questions?????? I think that's cool.... Anyway, busdriver Paula, if we go to the zoo, I suggest we drive to San Diego and go to the San Diego Zoo, one of the best in the world, okay?? ![]()
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