New Words

[Andrew]

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very thin and very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ####.

[MadMike]

[SubtleMuttle]

Regagitate: to become aggitated about the same thing over and over again.

Nagimals: Pets who nag you.

Moniturds: the crap always clinging to the monitor screen.

Dishslosher: An inneffective dishwasher.

Fashun: the purposful act of wearing what's no longer in style.

Mechanits: The aquired, in-depth knowledge of thingys and do-hickys.

Psycholoscopy: the process of probing inaccesable facets of the mind.

Journalschism: A breech between reality and what the media actually told you.


I can personally relate to the dopelor effect, catterpallor, and sarchasm! Thanks for the laughs!

[Jellybean]

Good stuff Big and subtlemuttle!
I can at the moment think only of one I use regularly.

Tumach, pronounced Tumic- just a nice way to say tummy and stomach when you can't decide. --- " My tumic hurts."

Oh heres one my son uses a lot..
kattin- a feline that is a teenage kitty.

[spasepeepole]

ooh, I have 4 parrots, they are definately Nagimals. Good word there Subtle!

[waywardclam]

I've been known to experience multiple sarchasms in one session...

[Andrew]

Counterlope - A fruit purchased for the sole purpose of sitting in your kitchen, making you feel as if you're actually eating healthy.

[Andrew]

Leader-hosen - Intimate undergarments designed specifically for heads of state, parliament and Men's Bowling Leagues.

[Andrew]

mergocity (Pronounced: merj-o-ci-ty) - The rate of speed assumed to be necessary to beat the driver next to you in a lane merge in traffic.